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Jack Whitehall

Young british comedian who represents the personification of what unfunny is.
This film, 'Epic Movie', is very Jack Whitehall.
by japan air December 31, 2010
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Jack Whitehall

Is the opposite of comedy. He is a stand up comedian so unfunny, he actually makes you cringe. He is about as funny as an AIDs flavoured ice cream. He represents a new generation of comedians who are simply on TV because they are reasonably attractive to 14-year-old girls who don't realise what comedy is. He is one of the new comedians that don't need jokes, but just swearwords and prancing around a lot. His lack of talent, however, is not an obstacle for Jack, because his father is a high-profile talent agent formerly in charge of people like Judi Dench, and this basically means Jack inexplicably is present on every TV show despite being utterly shit.
Kid: Mother, there is a funny smell coming from the toilet.

Mother: Do you mean 'funny' as in shit, or 'funny' as in Jack Whitehall?

Kid: Arn't they the same thing?

Mother: Actually yes, but I wish the shit would get booked on 8 out of 10 cats more, as at least he has funnier material.
by ozlehfewfhgg March 13, 2011
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whitewalling

Immediately removing all traces of likes, comments, and other junk from your Facebook wall so that people you're "friends" with (95 percent of whom you dislike and just have to accept to maintain decorum in work and family relationships) can't track you, judge you, know anything about who you are or what you are doing or who's involved in your life.
Whitewalling allows Roger to maintain control over his online identity.
by Tre33333 November 16, 2010
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whitewall

A tire with a white stripe around it, found on Cadillacs and other cars driven by spade cats.
Leroy done bought him a set o whitewall tires.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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Whitehall

Town north of Allentown, Pennsylvania, USA. Your typical older suburb, PA 145 (Macarthur Road) strip jampacked with ugly shopping centers and housing developments. Still some nice places to live in Whitehall if being close to shopping malls is important, but the Allentown 'hood is spreading across Rt 22.
Oh shit, have to go to Whitehall, the wife needs something at the Lehigh Valley Mall but she doesnt want to go anywhere near there.
by Rogue Helicopter Pilot March 11, 2007
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whiteball

white·ball hwahyt-bawl, wahyt-bawl (v.): white·balled, white·balling.

1. (v.) The rejection in a traditional form of secret ballot, wher.e a black ball or ballot constitutes a vote in support and a white ball signifies opposition.

2. (v.) To conspire or vote against Black people in a deliberate effort to silence them.

3. (n.) A ball that is white.
1. Each member of the group whiteballed the dissenter.

2. "We have been whiteballed for exposing the truth".

3. "Let's not play with the white ball".
by 'ed April 12, 2010
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South Whitehall Township

A municipality in Lehigh County, Pennsylvania, United States of America. It is classified as a First Class Township.

The Township Manager, is an individual that does not live in the Township nor the County for which he works and earns $80,000 a year, plus bonuses and a free car to use at his pleasure.

Located near Allentown, PA
He moved to South Whitehall Township, and has regretted it ever since.
by Gerald Gasda October 20, 2005
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