Whiskey Dick

When you've had too much to drink and can't get it up to do the dirty deed.

Person 1: "So did Krauss finally get some last night?"
Person 2: "Nope. He was so wasted that he got pretty bad whiskey dick and couldn't get it up."

by 5cbystander June 8, 2011

Captain Whiskey Dick

when you have a bit much to drink and you can't get it up, Captain Whiskey Dick comes for a visit. The Captain often comes at the worst times possible, like when you got a hot chic in your bed.

So this chic was DTF and was naked in my bed when Captain Whiskey Dick came to visit. He didn't leave all night I was screwed!

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by HardKnightMan November 10, 2010

whiskey-dicked dollar

When a bill is too limp to be accepted by a jukebox or change machine.

Q: Hey, did you get change for the pool table?
A: I tried, but the only money I had was this whiskey-dicked dollar.

by baby sea tuna January 10, 2008

sober whiskey dick

Commonly known as erectile dysfunction, a much more serious problem than whiskey dick.

Damn, I haven't been able to get it up lately.

Hmm.. Sounds like you might have sober whiskey dick. You should probably see a doctor.

by pseudonym 3000 July 17, 2011

Whiskey dick

1. someone who drinks very heavily

2. a pretty funny name for a friend or boozer

that whiskey dick mike better not come here drunk again or ill kick him right in the fucking twat

by peterbilt379 January 13, 2008

West coast whiskey dick

This is when you take a fifth of whiskey and pour it all over your dick and have your sex partner blow you. When she’s done she sucks all the excess whiskey off your balls and then the sheets. We thumped against the window all night then she took it like a champ!

Yo Brennan! I gave this bitch the West coast whiskey dick at my boy Mikes birthday party last week. We fucked all night and then she took the move like a champ.

by Larry and Rex and Benny October 15, 2018

Fireteam Whiskey Dick Bravo

a group of friends who drink themselves to death several days a week and pass out after a large consumption. Additionally they eat a shit load of Taco Bell and yell FIRETEAM WHISKEY DICK BRAVO at random passerbys, especially if that passerby happens to be dressed up like Superman, just to laugh at the reaction. Every member has a nickname and a quote that describes who they are. They think they are awesome because they belong to this group, but in reality it only defines them worse off than they would be without the group in the first place. Although this may be true, FTWDB is the coolest shit ever invented and like a gang, there is no way out except for Hari Kari...FTWDB for life!!!!

"Hey Saint Cloud Superman....FIRETEAM WHISKEY DICK BRAVO!!!!"

by Captain Passout November 4, 2009