wheatard

Someone who claims gluten-intolerance, yet pubically consumes snackfoods such as pocky.

The Kitchen Staff called Haru-san a "wheatard" for his hypocritical eating habits.

by rødgrød med fløde August 25, 2006

Whittaker Bowl

A Whittaker Bowl is a toilet with a deep bowl that is tRumpty's acting something's only claim to fame.

I need to buy a Whittaker Bowl - my dick is so long that it gets wet when I sit on the toilet to shit!

by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021

Whittaker's Disguise

Also known as a "courtesy flush" when using the bathroom during a particularly nosiy dump.
When one feels the anal sphincter stretching to release excetement one must hastily turn around and push the full flush button thus disguising the noise of the dump in a flush of running water.

Glen- "Oi why do you have to be so fuckin loud in that stall?"

Mitch- "What the hell do you want me to do about it?"

Glen- "A Whittaker's Disguise wouldn't hurt!"

by TGI Opak April 3, 2008

wetta

A moist prick

You’re a wetta

Hasnain is a wetta bruv

by Badass bish May 7, 2019

Wheatabix

Wheatabix is a type of concrete or as some people say:"Wheatabix is cereal"
Wheatabix is a hard piece of shit that is mostly used in construction and breaking teeth.

Oh boy,i need to break my teeth and make a building.
Friend:Use wheatabix!

by TableTennisCoffeTable January 28, 2017

whett faartz

It's kind of like a shart or kind of like really liquidy fart kind of like water. It can be a name too

Oh no. Whatever you do, do not whett fart!

. For a name ex. Oh hello Mr. Whett Faartz

by Bow bow bow.com July 12, 2017

whatta pg

stupid or idiotic actions by an individual

"-_-"
"whatta pg, man"

by chakku December 9, 2020