Wheatpuff

To become flatulent after eating wheat due to the fact that one is wheat intolerant.

That sure was an impressive wheatpuff!

Alright! Who just wheatpuffed?

I ate pizza last night. Now I seriously need to wheatpuff.

by HorizonGazing November 16, 2010

Wheat Sheef

Wheat Sheafing is a term used to secretly expressing that you are currently engaged in an act of sexuallity without the other person(s) involved knowing you are exposing your current situation.

It was derived from the Miller family traditions so that when a girl and boy like each other very much they would go and engage in sexual intercourse in the wheat fields so that their parents couldn't find them. So when people asked where they were going they would respond using the code word wheat sheef.

This was first established in the 1800s when Dusty Millers daughter Michelle Lyndsay Miller was at the age of 16 and was fancying a big time kanoodle with Master Billy Baker. As Michelle and Billy were running like the wind to the wheat field they bumped into her best friend Miss Anna Warburton, and the conv went as follows:

"weeeeeeeeeeeee ye olde flangeeeaty where are you to popping off to"

"erm me and Billy were just off wheat sheefing flangeat"

"ooooooo ;) no probs see u later"

And right then and there an easy anti cock block expression was formed.

Your banging getting your booty pounded and your best friend calls you cell phone... you answer (cock in vag) and say the 2 vital words "wheat sheef" and hang up, she gets the picture the guy has no idea what your on about u could use one of many excuses if he does question your wheat sheefing (a.k.a wheefing):

... it was a cross word answer
... private joke
... what flour to use in a seedy batch loaf

chances are he is to occpied to notice any way x

by flangeatey June 1, 2011

Wheat toast

People who have nothing interesting about them and have nothing interesting to say.

How could you date her? She is so wheat toast.

by Kidneybean00 February 5, 2017

who peed in your wheaties?

when someone comes into work looking distraught, or visibly upset, pouting, or sporting general negative vibes you say this to lighten the mood.

K: {comes in looking hungover and like she just did the walk of shame}
M: Who peed in your Wheaties??

by Kat November 25, 2004

whevah

The fusion of the words what and ever, the lazy man's whatever.

Usually used on it's own as a response to something you care not for and do not want to discuss.

Ma: "Andrew, I've discovered you've been shagging the dog behind our back. That dog means a lot to your father and you should respect his wishes, I'm sick to death of..."
Andrew: *groans* "whevah..."

Andrew exists stage left.

by Zeromus December 21, 2006

wheast

Dry semen.

She didn't shower after I came in her hair so my jizz turned into wheast.

by JiffyPop69 March 20, 2010

Wheatland-Chili Middle/Highschool

A pretty small school with a small amount of kids. Don't let the size of the school make you think it's a quiet and chill school though. WCMHS is a wolf in sheep's clothing. If you move to this school and you aren't popular, prepare to be bullied beyond belief. Soccer and basketball are them main sports there. Watch out for the soccer girls, they're feisty. The terms "kill yourself" and "faggot" are thrown around a lot at the school. Also, don't get in the way of any popular kids, they can and will beat your ass. There's a lot of stoners, you can't really avoid them. As long as you just stay quiet and go from class to class like you're supposed to, your time at WCMHS will be just fine.

Unless you're different.

Then you're fucked.

"Wow, I heard Wheatland-Chili Middle/Highschool can be a pretty rough school. I feel bad for anyone who goes there."

by Yoshikonatsu February 13, 2018