When a Swedish woman residing in Sweden has so many children, she begins selling them only to keep feeding her big, purple, child.
by TheJewWhoGivesChildrenSexTalks September 17, 2014
Get the Purple Whaling mug.The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.
"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."
"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"
"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"
by E-Squared February 11, 2013
Get the Depressed Whaling mug.When a female lays on her back, lifts her legs in the air and forcefully expels, from her vagina, the semen that has just been gifted to her. Like the spout from a whale's blow hole
Me: I showed Adam my new party trick last night. Now he has to clean the curtains.
Friend: what was it?
Me: sperm Whaling
Friend: what was it?
Me: sperm Whaling
by Shelbusxo January 15, 2016
Get the Sperm Whaling mug.When a man pierces his penis, then as he is about to orgasm, removes it, thereby allowing his semen to eject from the top of the penis
by schmebalydook August 12, 2019
Get the Arctic Whaling mug.Whereas sharking involves picking on one group of people to try and get with, whaling just involves opening ones mouth and letting anyone (or anything) go in.
#1: Mate, he gave up sharking ages ago he just opened his mouth and let that fat chick come on in.
#2: That's what whaling is for!
#2: That's what whaling is for!
by the.personator June 12, 2010
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A sexual act wherein a large female is first of all "beached" by pushing her onto the floor and then subsequently is either pissed on (AKA Yellow whaling). More commonly the male finds a suitable orifice to fill with semen and strikes the female in such a way that the semen is ejected resembling a "blowhole".
by jamboco September 28, 2011
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