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Weeping Conch

A term used to describe the action that takes place when a girl who is a squirter is having sex while on her period. The resulting squirt that consists of vaginal fluid and blood is known as a weeping conch.
It was the craziest and grossest thing ever. She went all weeping conch on me!
by the conch finder August 13, 2012
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Weeping banana

A penis during and just after ejaculation. The ejaculate appears to be weeping from ones banana.

Could also refer to someone with a case of the drip.
Johnny used his weeping banana to give Sally a money shot.
by Poop emoji May 17, 2019
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weeping conk

A person who oozes toxic negativity. Named after a type of tree fungus that oozes liquid from its pores.
“Stop being such a weeping conk! You are killing the vibe of the room!”
by The Snarky Cat Lady October 15, 2020
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weeping cock

"We spend a lot of time talking about the important things."
"Weeping cock?"
"Weeping cock."
by Dordobolong April 14, 2022
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Weeping of the Bungles

A sound that can be heard following any major loss by the Cincinnati Bengals. Thought to be caused by the constructive interference of over 2 million fans whining in unison. Sometimes the sound is said to to sound like actual crying. Other times, the sound seems to produce distinct phrases. Some of the most common phrases are “the Steelers are dirty”, “the refs cheated us”, and “this one may hurt more than____” (where, due to the team’s historic lack of tangible success, Bengals fans will recant one of many squandered opportunities ).
Indianapolis resident 1: Hey, do you hear that.
Indianapolis resident 2: It seems to be coming from the south, must be the weeping of the bungles again
by Casual939562 January 29, 2023
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weeping moon

when it's raining while the moon is visible
''Look at that weeping moon! How beautiful! We're getting wet from the rain though so let's go seek shelter quickly.'' (it's raining while the moon is up and shining)
by 123oreosoyummy February 13, 2024
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Weeping Slit

When the hole at the tip of a man's penis is dripping fluids, typically pre-cum, you might refer to it as a weeping slit
A bead of longing formed at his weeping slit, a silent testament to the depth of his yearning
by Murffyzlaw January 7, 2025
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