weeping like a mofo

When you have had the Craic so much the night before your nose erupts like Mt. Vesuvius the next day!

BP: Hey AV how's the craic
AV: Weindish I'm still weeping like a mofo all over my keyboard!

by Hickman Bacon April 15, 2008

weeping job

when a girl gives a guy a blow job and loves dick so much that she actually cries of joy

my girl friend gave me a weeping job cause she says my dick tastes like an arnold palmer

by grandmasterahole June 1, 2010

Weeping snowman

to cry while masturbating followed by wiping semen in your eyes.

after Sams recent break up, he was sad so he gave himself a weeping snowman.

by douche74477777722228844848ffd April 14, 2011

weeping wank

Wanking someone off till they cry, or wanking yourself till you cry

Jeff felt so emotional that he had himself a weeping wank

by Rainbowmaid321 June 10, 2017

Weeping Camel

A Weeping Camel is when a girl gives a man oral pleasure and spits it into the male's eye causing him to proceed to crying.

Tony: Hey, Huggy what happened with that chick last night?

Huggy: Dude she sucked me off, but after I climaxed she gave me a Weeping Camel.

Tony: Whhhhaaaaat?!?!?!?!?

by Solofram September 8, 2009

Carolina Weeping Willow

The Carolina Weeping Willow is when a group of guys (4+) stand in a circle, facing away from each other, dicks out (for Harambe), the group then masturbates to climax. Upon ejaculation the group turns and faces each other and lets the ejaculate drip from their now limp members.

Steven, Buddy, Nick, Mike, and Austin just got done having a nice Carolina Weeping Willow, now they are getting chicken.

by Tpiston90 February 4, 2017

Weebing One Out

The phrase one would use when they are jacking off to hentai

"Dude, what kind of porn are you watching - I don't understand a word they're saying?!"
"Oh man, I'm just weebing one out"
"I see, you're watching some hentai - you're such an otaku

by SkullCandyy May 24, 2016