wat....

derived by two people talking in a public, online chat room about masturbation, the phrase wat.... is used to break an awkward silence after an extremely bazaar or sexually inclined comment.

person 1: I think I'm going to join the military so that I can get a college fund and finish my education. what are you planning on doing with your life?
Person 2: I'll probably get a job as a mechanic and work to get the money. I hate those military colleges.
female 1: I had sex with person 2 but the doctor said it was your sperm, person 1. you didn't do anything to me at thing 18's party did you?
everyone:..................................................................................
person 2:wat....

by DK The Gaurd May 16, 2010

Wat

An exceptionally rude IM message. Made after one individual messages an other to say hi to stand in place of the question "why are you talking to me?"

Person 1: Hey man.
Person 2: Wat.
Person 1 to him or her self: Why do you hate me?

by Blah1... April 18, 2009

wat

A pat of butter can also be called a wat of butter.

Hey Paul can you pass me a wat of butter?

by LunaMoon14 November 29, 2015

wat

when someone is too lazy to type "what?"

Guy 1: "You fucking suck bro!"
Guy 2: "Wat"

by FatFedoraGuy.lele November 20, 2015

wat dafuq

It simply means "What the fuck", just poorly typed, possibly in an attempt to sound "cool".

*Online*
Bob: I want to be a giraffe

Jimmy: wat dafuq
Bob: Learn to type.

by uwotm80 June 1, 2015

wat dee

1. Another way of saying "what the". 2. A way to break the awkward silence. 3.

Crickets: chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp
Donald: WAT DEE

by supa person January 13, 2020

Wat mena

Expression is used when person is deeply confused by a phrase or a saying by peer discussant.

Don't eat carbs after 6 pm or you'll gain fat. Trust me bro, happened to me.

-Wat mena?

by Bulkbrah November 13, 2016