ninja warrior

Noun: A television show which originally aired on Japanese television, known as Sasuke there, in between dramas. It features contestants trying to complete the four difficult stages on Mount Fujiyama. It now appears on G4 and many American viewers are transfixed by the ridiculousness of the course, but also at the contestants atheleticism.

Verb: To attack a series of obstacles with a lack of fear, determination, and strength.

N: Did you see commercial fisherman Makoto Nagano race up the final obstacle on Ninja Warrior. That motherfucker is crazy, i saw him practicing on his bigass fishing boat. I bet he smells like cod.

V: Oh shit, this is nice. Watch me ninja warrior over this fence, across that pole, up the stairs, swim through that pond, and hit the oak tree at the end of the street. It's goin to be fucking nuts. I bet I can do it in like 25 seconds.

by AJ Trailah May 3, 2007

cubicle warrior

A person who works long hours in a cubicle doing mundane work.

person 1: John can't come to poker tonight because he's workin' late.

Person 2: Damn, he's a cubicle warrior

by thatguy994839 June 25, 2009

Warrior

A warrior is someone who fights through everything that tries to bring them down. A warrior is someone who is selfless and resilient. They wake up before dawn and end up going to bed at midnight. They sleep very little because they know they have important people to care for and love. The world would stop without them. In everything they do they put others first. They fight through the tired, they fight through the stress and the anxiety. They are special. They always think they aren’t doing enough when really there is no one in this world who could carry as much as they do and as well as they do. They are almost perfect besides the fact that they rarely let people take care of them. If you are chosen to care and love for the warrior then you are the luckiest person in the world, like me. I am the luckiest person in the world that I get to love a warrior.

Ex. Daniel always is Always studying, always working hard, always making sure everyone is okay and feels encouraged and loved.. that dude is a warrior. Does he every rest? Im so luck to know a warrior like Daniel.

by lexihazel June 6, 2018

staircase warrior

a person who fulfills their sexual urges in a staircase.

1st Guy- “Bro that girl a staircase warrior don’t fuck with her”
2nd Guy- “ Fucking in a staircase is crazy… you right i won’t fuck w ha”

by Nolafiona87 December 3, 2022

Social Justice Warrior

A person who believes they are fighting for the people and races seen as the underdogs of the world. And while they might be, they come off as whiney, triggered, and unable to take a joke from everyone else because they were taught that words hurt.

Dude I had to leave a group recently I genuinely loved.
Why man?
Too many social justice warriors get triggered over the simplest jokes on there.

by Lakitaari August 3, 2022

Gurt warrior

A person eats a lot of yoghurt in a certain period of time.

God damn that guy has eaten so much yoghurt. He is such a gurt warrior

by Gurthvin May 17, 2019

To Warrior Nun

Verb /wôrēernen/ tuh wawr-ee-er nuhn

1. Fight nonstop for a cause, while gathering the most amazing ensemble of people.

2. To be unhinged.

"We're about to warrior nun this shit right?"
"I'm going to warrior nun until they plead for mercy."
"To warrior nun is to keep begging or persisting."

by Bloodmanor8 March 18, 2023