Warley

Acting dopey or silly in an energetic way.

My dog is running around all warley.

by Excusemoi November 28, 2020

Wakey Partakey

Much like Wakey Bakey, WAKEY PARTAKEY is when a person wakes up and eats a weed edible.

I started this morning with a WAKEY PARTAKEY

by RoastnToast April 27, 2021

Wankey

1. N. A geemail-based email thread, where contributors can bant and use big words while doing so. Successful wankeys have been known to encompass tens of thousands of emails.

2. N. The sociological phenomenon arising from said thread, where social activity is absorbed into the online realm and participants in the thread grow increasingly insular and factionalised.

3. V. To contribute to said email thread.

4. Adj. Wankey-related.

1. Oh my god have you seen wankey? Mark blankeyed!

2. Headline in parish paper "Wankey in Crisis. Foxcab's greatest institution SPLITS"

3. Neil: I'm all shaky?
Aobh: Why?
Neil: I haven't wankeyed in two days.
Aobh: Have some egg.

4. Mmmm, Sunday, good wankey day.
Oh don't really know her as such, she's a wankey friend.

by yablochko July 20, 2008

waskey

Sandbagging whiner type...though normally meets these minimal expectations

You totally Waskeyed your sales forecast.

by Hanketh the Tankith September 13, 2006

David Warkentin

Born 1991: Frontman of the band Mullet and the Mischief Makers. He is known for his mullet, guitar skills, and good looks.

Did you see David Warkentin rip it up at the Mullet and the Mischief Makers show last night?

by Danger Dave W February 11, 2010

jakey wakey

The act of masturbation.

Oh my! It's Jakey Wakey in his mother's bedroom!!

by aunt jemama December 9, 2010

Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey!

Getting up super early in the morning for a nice long bong hit followed by a GREAT BIG breakfast.

I woke up this morning and said to my friend "Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey!" and he knew I wanted to smoke some pot and eat some food.

by Renee11 September 19, 2009