wankalonka

a tall blond that sucks off a midget.

The wankalanka went to the fair and straigt to the freak show.

by Joe Momma November 5, 2003

Wonkatonk

The uncontrollable way explaining intergalactic farts. Man that's hard you know, an i don't mean down stairs either.

Alicia wonkatonked when she was asked to explain the teacher's question.

by TheGirlThatFellTooFast April 7, 2015

wonkatonk

something outdated or obsolete.

That haircut is so wonkatonk

by Dr. President, Etc. September 26, 2004

wonkaton

Paper reminence left around anal area after wipping the ass. Ususally found in forms of small cylinders. Mainly occurs with the use of low quality toilet paper.

So I was gonna eat her out but she had a huge wonkaton on her ass.

by Alion January 2, 2006

wankthorpe south central

the worst place imaginable to find yourself at any time

why were u late??

i got stuck in roadworks at wankthorpe south central!

or

i just saw the worst band ever down at wankthorpe south central!!

by sam butler October 2, 2006

Gankathon

Gank-a-thon. A long fierce fight with many deaths. Only the bloodiest of fights can be catagorized as such.

"OMFG it's an absolute Gankathon at the Blacksmith!"

by Shiromano July 21, 2008

wankaholic

A person, usually an American but can be any nationality aside from British, who is addicted to using British terms, phrases, and idioms. In addition, the wankaholic often misuses the British expressions he believes he is using correctly. The term is a combination of the words, "wanker," a derogatory British expression, and "alcoholic," a person who is addicted to alcohol.

American: That movie was bloody good!
Brit: "Bloody good?" What are you, a wankaholic?

Brit #1: My American friend Milo is a real wankaholic.
Brit #2: What makes you say that?
Brit #1: Every time he sees someone he doesn't like, he calls them a "wanker."

by Like, An Actual Linguist May 5, 2018