Some wag in the artworld once said that sculpture is what you trip over in a gallery when you step back to get a better view of a painting.
by Geoff September 13, 2003

The consequence of eating food at Wagoner Dining Hall at the University of North Carolina at Wilmington. Symptoms include but are not limited to: diarrhea, cramping, nausea, vomiting, hallucinations, food coma, delusions, etc.
Person 1: "What's the matter with you man?"
Person 2: "Dude I ate the tacos and now I have the Wags".
Person 2: "Dude I ate the tacos and now I have the Wags".
by The Infamous Hubes August 25, 2011

by legendryAuthor September 29, 2015

The act of removing one's penis and flopping it around in a non-sexual way with one's bros. Wagging is considered to be a fraternal action and sexual arousal is not intended. If someone does become aroused whilst wagging, it is not considered polite to notice.
by Roger Bones February 19, 2011

by valkatie January 18, 2008

a complete douchebag who will go out of his way to make your life miserable; a very odd person;one who is a dick
by america!!!!!! September 24, 2011
