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wi-fi wank

To connect to an unsecured network, search the net for porn and have a wank
I was drivin last night & found a connection on my iphone, so I pulled over & had a Wi-fi wank!
wi-fi wank by emmoz October 18, 2008
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wi-fi dump 

adj. the ability to communicate with others, while releasing bodily fluids into the toilet. According to Andrew - known as a "Chat and Shat"
While having an in depth conversation with my mom, I experienced a wet wi-fi dump, followed by a wi-fi wipe
wi-fi dump by henryb August 2, 2006

WI Pancakes

"You know WI Pancakes? He claims vaping makes him intelligent"
I used my wi-fu to crack my neighbors WEP key
wi-fu by dr_0ct4g0n December 9, 2008
Short for Wireless Fidelity, i.e., Being faithful in a relationship even when there are no strings attached
Tom - "I don't understand why Harry isn't tapping all those asses. I thought that was the whole point of being in an open relationship"

Dick - "That's coz Harry is Wi-fi"
Wi-fi by slothbear7 April 21, 2010

wi-fi hobo 

When a circumstance such as a forgotten deadline or apathetic apartment management causes you to need to roam the streets in search of a wi-fi signal to work on projects or assignments.
a) Fuck! I forgot that I needed to submit that rough draft by noon! I'm going to have to ditch class to sit outside the coffee shop with my computer being a wi-fi hobo.

b) If my apartment doesn't have the internet working by tomorrow, I'm going to choke a baby, or at least call my dad's lawyer and start a breach of contract suit. Until then, I'm stuck being a wi-fi hobo. :'-(
wi-fi hobo by squareforceone September 10, 2009