Vuvuzela 

A noise-making device for men who can't yell loud enough. Used at soccer games by bitches who like blowing on things.

Dallas is a hard-core motherfucka who doesn't need a vuvuzela because every person in the stands hears him yelling.

Vuvuzela by Kane-FCHS October 22, 2010

Vuvuzela 

A trumpet, usually of plastic, which adds a note of good cheer to an otherwise mind-numblingly dull sporting event.

I must tip my hat to Methusaleh;
On matters of age, a bamboozelah.
He claimed nigh a grand;
Which whopper will stand,
Until Gabriel blows his vuvuzela.

Vuvuzela by npetrikov June 19, 2010

vuvuzela 

A: A plastic horn that makes an obnoxious, droning, buzzing sound. Much like soccer (football) fans trying to argue that their 300 year old sport is relevant and/ or interesting.

B: The mouth of a soccer fan. Typical of 13 year old boys going through puberty.

Good old boy #1: Did you see that man-boy stuffed in the toilet at the bar last night?
Good old boy #2: That was awesome!
Good old boy #1: Yeah I put him in there. He kept droning on about how great FIFA is so I stuffed him in there. I asked him nicely to keep his vuvuzela shut but he refused so I put him in the shitter where he belongs.
Good old boy #2: Thank you, you are a great American!

vuvuzela by jkherbz June 19, 2010

vuvuzela 

The chagrin of lotuses everywhere.

Lotus: I am fucking tired of these god damn vuvuzelas.

vuvuzela by sup i am a cake monster June 19, 2010

vuvuzela 

n. a horn blown by African people.

That nigga won't stop blowin that vuvuzela, so i shot him.

vuvuzela by kkkkkkkasdasd June 22, 2010

Vuvuzela 

A horn South Africans ingeniously invented to drive Ameri-cunts away from football, as it should be. Believe it or not, haters, you'll be thanking the South Africans some time soon.

World Cup spectator blowing a Vuvuzela:BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Ameri-cunt: NO!!!!!!!!!

Vuvuzela by RedEdSaidSo August 20, 2010

vuvuzela'd

Being drowned out by incessant protests while trying to say something - inspired by the South African horn being heard the Football World Cup.

The politician tried pacifying the raging mob but was vuvuzela'd by their hoots and jeers.

vuvuzela'd by Mohit Hira June 19, 2010