Definitions by mjisapedo

5:21 

This is when a girl is sucking your dick, and when you try and cum in her mouth she blows in your dick so hard the cum shoots out your ass.

I need to wipe my ass, this chick just did the ol' 5:21

5:21 by Mjisapedo October 22, 2010

Shy Shitter 

This is when someone says they'll shit on your chest, but they just squat over you and fart for ten minutes.

This chick I met was a shy shitter so I was sucking gas all night!

Shy Shitter by mjisapedo October 22, 2010

Vuvuzela 

This is when you can't stop farting while getting a blow job.

Carrie - "My man was a real vuvuzela last night"

Vuvuzela by mjisapedo October 22, 2010