mjisapedo's definitions

Vuvuzela

This is when you can't stop farting while getting a blow job.

Carrie - "My man was a real vuvuzela last night"

by mjisapedo October 22, 2010

Shy Shitter

This is when someone says they'll shit on your chest, but they just squat over you and fart for ten minutes.

This chick I met was a shy shitter so I was sucking gas all night!

by mjisapedo October 22, 2010

5:21

This is when a girl is sucking your dick, and when you try and cum in her mouth she blows in your dick so hard the cum shoots out your ass.

I need to wipe my ass, this chick just did the ol' 5:21

by Mjisapedo October 22, 2010