Definitions by npetrikov

Vuvuzela 

A trumpet, usually of plastic, which adds a note of good cheer to an otherwise mind-numblingly dull sporting event.

I must tip my hat to Methusaleh;
On matters of age, a bamboozelah.
He claimed nigh a grand;
Which whopper will stand,
Until Gabriel blows his vuvuzela.

Vuvuzela by npetrikov June 19, 2010

queef 

Vaginal flatulence.

His coital sojourn was brief;
He came, and withdrew like a thief.
As his trouser snake left,
Though, there belched from her cleft
A most satisfactory queef.

queef by npetrikov June 9, 2010