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His coital sojourn was brief;
He came, and withdrew like a thief.
As his trouser snake left,
Though, there belched from her cleft
A most satisfactory queef.
He came, and withdrew like a thief.
As his trouser snake left,
Though, there belched from her cleft
A most satisfactory queef.
by npetrikov June 9, 2010
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I must tip my hat to Methusaleh;
On matters of age, a bamboozelah.
He claimed nigh a grand;
Which whopper will stand,
Until Gabriel blows his vuvuzela.
On matters of age, a bamboozelah.
He claimed nigh a grand;
Which whopper will stand,
Until Gabriel blows his vuvuzela.
by npetrikov June 19, 2010
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