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That's some African Shit Bih 

When an event that typically occurs in Africa happens to you.
That's some African Shit Bih, that only happens in Africa right there.
Joe: My dude look at that big bee, It's almost the size of a football.
Shai: Damn, that some African shit Bih

King's African Rifles 

The King's African Rifles (KAR), were a European colonial force who sought to exterminate Dhulbahante, during Darawiish era
she opposed King's African Rifles (KAR)
King's African Rifles by khatumo November 2, 2020

What in God's green African jungles?? 

Another way of asking the infamous question, "what on earth?" while recognizing the almighty God's diverse and most eccentric creation, Africa/Africans.
*arrives home early from vacation and find doors off hinges, roughed-up walls, and a trusted friend wearing my clothes.*

"What in God's green African jungles?? ... ???" =:O

"Er, I can explain..."

"Please do."

There are kids in Africa eating leather soup

"Whoever put this food together needs a good talking to"

"There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"

"This is not fine dining, nor buffet, nor Euro, nor Indian, nor a restaurant, nor a feast"

" There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"

Scraps For Africa 

A non profit charity started in 2010.
Feeds people.
Funded by donation.
Great cause.
Pretty girls love people who are caring
Good to put in resume.
Started by two high school students.

Celebrities love this charity and are heavy donaters. It makes you look cool if you take part in this cause
Dave: "Hey man you wanna go do drugs after school?"
Barack: "Nah bro, I'm gonna go volunteer for Scraps For Africa!"

Lottery: "Well ma'am, what charity would you like to donate all of this money to?"
Pretty Lady: "SCRAPS FOR AFRICA DUDE!"

Tupac: "Ay yo fatass, you need to quit eating so much shit and donate to Scraps For Africa"
Biggie: "Man shut up! Nigga I donate anyways, I endorse that shit dog!"

Brangelina: "Hey, instead of adopting all of Africa, lets just donate to Scraps For Africa!"
Tom Cruise: "I WANNA DONATE TOO!!!!!!!"

This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto 

The ONLY response to having a bad day, no matter how minuscule that tragedy is, any one of the right minds must always listen to Africa by Toto during a tragedy.
"Dude, I found my wife, sleeping with another man"
"This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto"
Google: "Ok, playing Africa by Toto on Spotify"
Africa by Toto: "....I hear the drums echoing tonight...."