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lost vikings

A very good, but little known, puzzle game for the SNES, Genesis, and GBA.
by ddt June 28, 2004
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minnesota vikings

The greatest nfl team ever. They should be making the superbowl every year but are being held back by their fuckwit coach Brad Childress.
Guy#1, "Who won in the nfl this weeekend?"
Guy#2, "The Minnesota Vikings beat Detroit"
Guy#1, "That goes without saying, the Vikings rock!!!"
by woody#1 March 1, 2009
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Minnesota Vikings

An NFL team who either, chokes in playoffs or regular season or is just utter trash
The Minnesota Vikings choked away an 11 point lead to the Cardinals to lose and give up their playoff spot to the Green Bay Packers
by IceDragonPhoenix December 22, 2017
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Ghetto Vikings

A hip hop / heavy metal collective and online apparel shop based out of Bristol, United Kingdom.
Person 1 : I like your hat where did you get it?

Person 2 : i ordered it from a site called Ghetto Vikings.
by Comeatmebror March 25, 2021
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Minnesota vikings

Minnesota vikings

A team in the National Football League (NFL) whose idea of a successful season is not choking during the last 5 weeks and missing the playoffs. Unlike other teams, they know they will never win a Super Bowl and once they make the playoffs, that's pretty much it. Most of their fans are greek and as we know greek men invented man on man anal sex. They call kirk cousins primetime for absoultely no reason at all, he is in fact not primetime at all. Also minnesota has the worst food in america. They say duck duck grey duck instead of duck duck goose. (Idiots) basically only thing that came out of minmesota that was even remotely cool was prince and he was suspect.
The minnesota vikings will win the superbowl in neveruary
by Cashcow820 November 22, 2021
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1998 Minnesota Vikings

Quite possibly the biggest disappointment in the modern era of professional sports. The team practically steamrolled the rest of the league finishing the regular season 15-1. Then in the NFC championship game their kicker who hadn't missed a field goal or extra point ALL FREAKING SEASON LONG missed a chip shot that would have put the game out of reach. Instead the Atlanta Falcons marched down the field hit a field goal of their own and headed their way to the Super Bowl where they proceeded to get anally raped by John Elway and the Denver Broncos. If it had been Minnesota, they'd have put up way more of a fight. Instead we've been left to ponder for the last 24 years on what could have and should have been.
Most people would say the 2007 New England Patriots were the biggest disappointment but at least they were good enough to actually reach the Super Bowl. The 1998 Minnesota Vikings will go down in the history books but not for the right reasons.
by a frustrated sports fan March 3, 2022
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minnesota vikings

1. God-awful team that is destined to fail in every season and manages to screw up their chances of a superbowl spot. Lead by a fuckcheese known as brad childress. Don't know the meaning of the term "talent"!
2. can be used to describe how utterly shit something is.
1. "Did you hear that the vikings failed to get to the playoffs?"
"Sure. it's the vikings. they do it every year!"
2. "Dude. that's as bad as the minnesota vikings!"
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