veganlingus

a person who does not participate in oral sex due to being a vegetarian

Ronnie: Did you go down on her?

Kyle: No, man, dont you remember I'm a veganlingus. Plus im incredibly homosexual.

by 730 san fran January 21, 2009

Vending Binge

A brief period of excessive indulgence on certain junk foods ordered from a vending machine.

I've gained over 10 pounds from a week long vending binge.

by Idiot-Finder2 October 28, 2007

vending scam

When your school vending machines decides to charge another 50 cents for your purchase of a bag of chips or anything else etc.

What the hell? the bag of chips are $1.50 now!? Damn vending scam!

by AOAA April 4, 2008

vending machine

vending machine means a woman or prostitute. You give them money and they disperse just as a food vending machine would.

Hey that chicks a vending machine, i'd love to buy a packet of mucus

by koksta September 14, 2009

verning

to chill out and do nothing. To be a total piece of wasteful shit. To be nothing or worse yet to be an overpaid piece of shit.

Hey, did you see that guy Gholston verning out on the bench again this week?

by kenny88 April 15, 2009

Vending Machine

An alternate coded name for a cocaine dealer; generally one who sells larger than average volume.

Person A: "I'm going to get coke from the Vending Machine."

Person B: "That's Dope, man"

by Modest Pelican September 2, 2019

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love

So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of

If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man

You can get your juices flowing with some only cans

Every glamorous can has a heart to fill

So i hope that you can handle 330mil

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

by Dreamsmpurbandict June 19, 2022