vegan

Derogatory term for something uncool.

Buddy: Dude, that was so gay when she dumped her soda on you!!

Guy: Uhhh... that's... uhhm... not really cool to say anymore.

Buddy: Yeah, I gotcha. What I meant was... that was so vegan when she dumped her soda on you!!

Guy: For sure!

by Scodam Guttaway October 17, 2010

vegan

A vegan is someone who does not consume or use anything that is derived from animal cruelty. Vegans pertain to this standard on various levels: Vegans never eat milk, eggs, meat, or gelatin (boiled animal bones), or products containing them. But some vegans consume honey, and some consume white sugar (which could be filtered through charcoal made from cows' bones). Vegans never wear leather, but I have known a few who wear wool that is certified to come from farms where the sheep are happy, healthy, hormone-free, humanely sheared, and not mulesed*.

Vegans are not necessarily hippies, activists, pacifists, or crazies... but some of them definitely are, and they scare me.

*Mulesing is the act of cutting flaps of skin off of a sheep's hindquarters to keep parasites away; it is often performed without anesthesia.

I was vegan (still had sugar and honey) for a time, but my family is full of cooks and bakers, so I eat dairy and eggs if it's a special occasion and the dish was made by a family member.

by The Indie Chick November 6, 2008

vegan

aka nazis, this self-rightious group of people think of themselves suprior to those who do what they're supposed to; eat meat. Vegan, synonym for asshole

"the malnurished vegan almost shit a lung when he saw me eating a freshly slaughtered Koala Bear."

by Germanfected February 15, 2005

vegan

A vegan is a person who doesn't partake in any animal feasting or animal wearing, basically anything to do with harming animals. Which is totally stupid because as a meat eater my guilt and human self importance won't allow me to agree and allow them to win. So I will disagree with new information about how veganism is healthy and stick to ~facts~ about meat eating. The buddhists are stupid weak fools for not eating meat, shaolin monks got nothing but illusions and fake tricks, they've got no ~real~ strength cause they don't eat meat! Never mind the fact that most abbatoir workers become vego after. And I have a highe chance of getting cancer as a meat eater.

John: I'm a vegan

Daniel: You're an idiot trend follower. Its all a stupid hippie californian thing

John: Damn hippie surfing california buddhist monks I'm not vegan anymore because killing for no reason and getting cancer from diseased animals from abbatoirs and farms of bad condition... rulezzzzz!

Daniel: True that

by maddiezzrooolzzz February 9, 2008

vegan

lack of b12 dickhead grass munching grass stealing CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Worldwide meme

Plops Magrops

oi stop eating my grass you fucking non protein lack nof b12 vegan fuck

IF YOU SEE A VEGAN BASH THEM!!!!!!

by xX69AdriansSloppySeconds69Xx May 9, 2019

vegan

a person ethically and philosophically superior to non vegans that never consumes products derived from or tested on animals

vagan: what did you have for lunch to day chubby?
non vegan slob: oh just a double cheese burger and fries dripping with animal fat
vegan: why dont you just load up all that fat in a syringe and inject it directly to your heart you fuckin tub of lard!

by xsLaSh3Rx September 24, 2005

vegan

a discrete way to insult someone or something you don’t like

also something to call annoying or rude people

for example, don’t call someone gay as an insult like every 10 year old, call them vegan
(used on non-vegans ofc)

ew, the math test was so vegan.
ugh, stop being a vegan!

by that’s so vegan January 8, 2020