bone-a-virus

A virus that may be contracted during a pandemic quarantine by healthy sexually active people

Hey did you hear about BB and Tiny? They were quarantined together and came down with bone-a-virus.

by BBHawks69 March 24, 2020

ching chong virus

aka the corona virus from wuhan china

person 1 'coughs'
person 2 "he has the ching chong virus"

by VannelopePseudonym November 3, 2020

Miley vyrus

Unfortunate medical condition, often afflicting prepubescent/teenagers who claim to be uplifted by her crappy music. They often cant wait to see you again, even though they're complete losers. Delusional Heaven on earth mentality.

Girl: I ca-ca-ca-cant wait to see you ag-ag-ag-again . . . .
Guy: you have a miley vyrus, god, you keep stuttering

by mr_kaeda August 22, 2008

virus

The product of a socially deprived 14-38 year old indivdual with way too much computer time and no job.

"Hey look that fat kid is making a virus on his computer, lets got urinate on his pc when hes done, after we shove molted steel in his ass with a stirring spoon."

by Capt. Jinglehiemer November 14, 2003

The Corona Virus

A phase in the decade to buy all the fucking toilet paper in the world, Than buy food or die surrounded by toilet paper or the phase that we will tell our kids one day that cause the great toilet paper depression
It all started because of a gorilla named Harambe

This is why you people can be told the truth about ALEINS
also were the fuck are the ZOMBIE'S??

2080
Timmy: Grandpa what caused the great toilet paper depression in 2020
Grandpa: Well kid let me take you back to the good old day's back in good ol' 2016, Were the music was good. A gorilla named Harambe was killed and everyone caused an uproar and it went on from there my boy. Then all of a sudden in the first 2 months of 2020 there was a virus from china and here it was in the US it was called. The Corona Virus

by RiseAgainstToiletPaperBuyers March 22, 2020

Hentai Virus

Hentai Virus its like the Coronavirus but its much more gay because when u get it you grow giant anime titties then you fucking die but you die as a weeaboo so yeah gay

Mate got the Hentai Virus his titties are big and nice but sadly he gonna die.

by EEEPPEEP March 25, 2020

virus

Makes you fell pissed off when you get one, but if you have the resources to blow its fucking ass out your PC that can feel good.

Not a fucking virus! Never mind my anti virus software will eat it for breakfast...
*Virus slaughtered to its electric death*
Have that you trojen shit!

by Mr. Mr October 2, 2006