Valedictorian

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.

A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020

I voted for Obama

The thing every white person says when trying to not be racist, but doesn't realize it just makes them seem more like one.

Black Guy: "You racist man"

White Guy: "I am not! I voted for Obama."

by f3gf August 22, 2011

valedictension

When two people are very intensely fighting to be valedictorian in a high school class.

"Kate got a B so now her GPA's down to 4.25"
"Really? Man Hillary will be happy. She hates Kate"
"I know, there's some mad valedictension between them

by Farajallah November 14, 2007

Voted Most Random

A pop-punk band consisting of Ian Reibeisen (vocals), Sal Salemme (drums), Scott Gunter (lead guitar), Bennett Pisaniello (rhythm guitar), and Joe Mauti (bass), all from Quinnipiac University.

After winning the grand prize for the East Coast Indie Battle of the Bands, these guys have landed a spot on Warped Tour playing a few dates up in and around their native Connecticut. Having opened for such international acts as We the Kings, Voted Most Random's sound is a mix between old-school pop-punk and modern melodic alternative.

Voted Most Random has played with: Bands Voted Most Random has played with:

2010 Warped Tour
Anarbor
Atomic Tom
Down With Webster
Let's Get It
Love Via Dance Machine
Modern Hearts Break Faster
Phone Calls From Home
Speak In Verse
Stay!
We The Kings
Weatherstar
White Rose

"Are you going to the Voted Most Random show?"

"Of Course! Why would I miss out on their free hugs and good music?

by Katethegreat :) December 22, 2010

vate

vate is the same as wack but more forceful.

That movie was so vate I had to change the channel.

How did you like the meatloaf?
--Vaaate.

by David Ellis March 11, 2004

Voted Most Random

A pop-punk band that stays true to its roots, but at the same time draws from its influences to create an original sound in a tough genre.

Up-and-coming yet already successful, VMR has played with various talented indie and signed artists. VMR continues to consistently break through in their genre. Without a doubt the band will see great success in their near future.

Daaaaaamn, Voted Most Random; you got da funk

by Disconcerned Citizen December 23, 2010

Vate

Virtual date or video date In light of the coronavirus the dating alternative in 2020.

I met someone on Hinge and because of the pandemic we went on a Netflix vate instead of a dinner date

by Eire-B March 15, 2020