no vaseline

The term given when no lubricant is used while playing butt darts.

When my boyfriend performed anal spelunking on me last night, he used no vaseline and ripped me a new one!

by Steve February 15, 2005

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vaseline groove

1. les claypool's character's fantasy band name, meant to be another euphemism like pearl jam
2. a wet, slippery vagina, on the verge of gushing orgiastic creampie of a material with a vaseline-like consistency

"i'm lookin forward to lickin dat camel-toein' vaseline groove record comin out this month!"

by original prankster January 28, 2009

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Vaseline mummy

When you have beaten your dick raw to the point of having to cover it in vaseline and wrap it up over night to heal.

My dick hurt so bad I had to sleep with a vaseline mummy.

by Udayweiz December 22, 2019

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vaseline on your forehead

When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.

"Looks like you have Vaseline on your forehead again today!"

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023

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Vaseline

1. n: Lubricant, used to make your teeth shiny and gums or lips healthy.
2. v: To rub someone the wrong way.
3. n: Great addition to toast.
4. n/adj: A suave gent.

1. A vaseline smile is a tasty smile.
2. Bank Robberies have a way of vseline-ing innocent citizens, especially bankers.
3. Kathy: I'll give you toast if you take me shopping.
Terrance: No!
Kathy: The toast has a wonderful spread of vaseline.
Terrance: Get your jacket, I'll grab the toast.
4. 'Terrance' mentioned above in Example 3 is quite vaseline-ish when it comes to his toast, dampened with vaseline.

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 8, 2023

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