Vaginitis

The disease of being a pussy

Tyler why are you being such a pussy?
Do you have vaginitis?

by Average Joe's October 13, 2010

Vaginity

When a girl finally loses her vagina-virginity after previously only having anal sex to technically remain a virgin.

"Now that Loren is getting married, I guess she's finally going to lose her vaginity."

"Yeah, and her ass can quit hurting all the time."

"Zing!"

by Maid of Honor February 4, 2010

Vaginismal

\va-gin-is-mul\

adj: The resultant negative outcome when a man loses his better judgment due to the presence of a woman or her wiles. Akin to whipped or pussy whipped, but existing outside of the context of a relationship or obligation.

Jeff didn't go out to celebrate his friend's birthday because Denise showed up. All the men agreed, this was a most vaginismal outcome.

by Trevor Fink January 16, 2009

Vaginiagra Falls

When a woman's pussy gets so wet that it's literally flowing out of her.

I was having sex with my pregnant wife, I thought I was visiting Vaginiagra Falls... turns out it was just her water breaking.

by Unfortunate Ted March 4, 2012

vaginized

A male that is just a pussy, and his little bitty balls are found in his wife's purse

Multi meaning..

1) A boy meets a girl, and starts getting sooo much action he quits hanging with his buddies on the weekends. He must be vaginized.
2) That guy won't even take the trash out in the dark. He is definitely vaginized.
3)He's so vaginized, he won't even talk to me because his cousin killed a deer within a half mile of his stand.

by harry dearth June 4, 2016

Vaginika and Jewrad

Trumpo's "hot" daughter and likely lover, and her weaselly looking undertaker of a spouse.

Did you see the new book “Fire and Fury” ? They all think Vaginika and Jewrad are dumb as a rocks. And she negotiated with Jewrad that she gets to run for president! President of what? President of mindless fuckhole?

by Taxidrvr May 6, 2018

VANITIASTIC

To be postive and enthusiastic over almost(literally) everything and provide love and happiness to everyone around.

" wow!!! Our new boss is vanitiastic!!"
Enliven yee haww lets get this bread over-enthusiastic

by Geetstb June 11, 2019