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Vaginer Winer

the opposite of a cockblock. This is when a homie of yours is downplaying you to the girl your trying to lay, cause he's trying to lay too...
Homie: Yo, Kent told that chick you were talking to that you get mad at small shit

You: Whatever cuz, that cat's a Vaginer Winer...
by El Peels September 29, 2008
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Vagineer

A person who received a Bachelor of Science in Vagriculture from Cornell University, writing a thesis on non-chemical alternatives to Vagisil, for whom the pressure of loan debt required a career progression into vaginal reconstruction.
Mary: "I just had twins, naturally, and while my pussy aches and requires secondary treatment by a vagiculturalist, I still want to be tight."
Allen: "You should consult my vagineer, Dr. Twatfixxer."
Mary: "Is her a vagitarian?"
Allen: "Vagan, in fact."
by Mumble Tumpkin May 9, 2018
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vaginernation

The state a girl gets to when she hasn't been laid in a long time, and stops looking for sex, as her libido has diminished significantly.
I haven't had sex in six months, but the way he keeps touching me is waking me up from vaginernation!
by Grizzly Duvet November 15, 2009
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vaginge

a vagina belonging to a ginger
Even a ginger's vaginge has no soul.
by kjkjkjkj February 25, 2011
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vaganger

1. The non-sensical anger expressed by women over inane and/or illogical things or topics (eg: making the bed, watching sports on TV). 2. The act of any male expressing anger or dissatisfaction over something only a female would be equally as angry or dissatisfied about.
1. Holy cow! She was so vagangry with me last night. All I did was leave a few dirty dishes in the sink. 2. Yo man, check that vaganger at the door, it's just a little red wine on your rug. 3. Dude, don't be so vagangry. It's just a little katsup on your white shirt.
by vagangry March 19, 2013
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vaginer diner

Performing oral sex on a female
Ex. Hey Jesse how was her vaginer diner ?
by Jake steel December 11, 2013
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Vaginer

Gay people language for asshole-vagina.
Used when a male counterpart imitates a famela humans secondsary sexual organs with his butt. Imagination takes a big part in this kind of sexual interpretation:
"Show me dat vaginer b0ss"
by Rickalackatackin February 24, 2017
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