Vanity is Perfection

A bunch of identical scenefags who get together and convince themselves they're better than everybody.

No one in this group is actually attractive. Especially Ophelia Vanity. She looks like a down syndromed elf.

Everyone in Vanity is Perfection is a loser. No argument.

by imalive42366 October 8, 2009

Dahvie Vanity

A 27 year old man with the writing ability of a 12 year old boy and the singing skills of T-Pain. He's known for being a pedophile, a misogynist and outright repulsive. Has been accused of statutory more than once. He does not have any known ability, musical or otherwise, but young stupid girls seem to think his shitty hair skills and bad makeup is "inventive". Is called creative, but only by 12 year old girls with shitty taste in music.

You don't need a written example, just look Dahvie Vanity's ugly ass up.

by lolbotdf September 11, 2011

Indigo Vanity

Local celebrity in LA. Hangs out with jerkin crew, Go Go Power Ranger$. Known best for her red hair and her crazy personality. Currently dating Julian (founder of the Ranger$) She's one hyper modafcker<3. Look her up on youtube.

I don't like you, Indigo Vanity, because you stepped on my shoe in a function.

by glowsickk August 25, 2009

Jackal Vanity

A teenage self proclaimed "Scene King." And model, takes his own pictures and edits them on some photography program. He thinks he's better then everyone else and will make sure you know this. He was a vegatarian for a little while just because it was part of the scene trend. He's in a band called All Stars Die! Just so he can say he's in a band. Although I will say Jackal Vanity takes good pictures and He's not bad looking he needs to get the fuck over the fact he's not the complete and utter shit!

That kid acts like such a Jackal Vanity.

by Reeverbeto13 October 7, 2010

Vancity Cherry Popper

The act in which you walk into a Vancity Bank located in Vancouver British Columbia, and in under 2 Minutes you take all the female tellers into the bank vault and have crazy sex, with ever possible sexual move invented put into a short 2 minute orgy, and afterwards stick all possible 5 dollar bills on the tellers' with cum.

Dude i Did the Vancity Cherry Popper last night i accidently walked out with a 50 dollar bill on my left nut...

by -=.SeNor.NeUvA.YoRk.=- April 24, 2005

VanityBrutality

She is beautiful, loveing, intelligent. She would do anything for her friends and family. Mess with her she will eff you up. Shes brutal. She will find a way to make u smile and laugh.

VanityBrutality is soo fressshh

by fresshhhchick41 February 3, 2010

vacitis

Noun | vā · kītis |
The urge felt by someone coming back to work from vacation to call in sick in order to get just one more day off

Employee: I’m sorry boss, I know I was due back from vacation today but I seem to have picked up a stomach bug.
Boss: Uh-huh, sounds like acute vacitis to me.

by VillainProtocol June 12, 2017