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Pre-Heaven Vaccination

When the number of times centenarians are encouraged to get vaccinated and boosted within a certain time frame is based on the sum of the digits of their age (not exceeding half a dozen jabs) in order to prolong their longevity on this side of eternity—for instance, a 102-year-old person would be jabbed at least three times, compared to a 103-year-old folk who would be shot no less than four times.
A nursing home has three senior residents aged 102, 103, and 104, respectively. Based on pre-heaven vaccination guidelines, what is the least number of shots the trio are expected to receive in due course?
by Covido February 4, 2022
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Vaccine Envy

Being resentful because some has had their COVID-19 vaccinations and you have not
I was going to take my at vaccinated grandpa to the store but he can take himself. I have Vaccine envy. He is better protected than me.
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Queen Vaccine

The cure for beiber fever. If you have a friend or family member suffering from beiber fever simply sit them down and have then listen to any song by the classic rock band Queen. This should cure all effects.
My girlfriend was having some serious beiber fever, so i sat her down and gave her the Queen Vaccine
by Queen is best July 19, 2012
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Vaccinated ballsack

Also known as “the vaxxed sack”, a vaccinated ballsack is simply the Moderna, Pfizer, and Johnson & Johnson vaccine that you inject into your ballsacks for complete immunity from Covid 19. There is proven research out there that 1/ everyone person in the world has gotten the ballsack vaccine & has never gotten Covid which proves it’s true power. Some pros are enlarged ballsacks, increased sperm count, increased sex drive, a rage for animal porn, an interest in shoving pencils up your asshole, and when you produce offspring and buss a nut into that stinky pussy just know those kids will come out of the womb full grown adults.
Nick: “hey guys was really wondering if I should get the vaccine, it seems really effective”
Racist: “don’t kid yourself, the vaccine ejected into your arm is a hoax, ever heard of the ballsack vaccine that leads to a vaccinated ballsack”
Nick: “no, I’m listening”
Racist: “here I have some dark web samples of Pfizer u can try. Also here’s a used needle from my heroine use”
Nick: “awesome man you’re the best”
…10 mins later…
Nick:” dude this is sick!!! My ballsack is huge and I feel like I can fuck anything that has a pulse! Thanks so much sir racist”
Racist: “some say I’m a misunderstood genius, some simply say I’m a genius. Bottom line, you’re welcome
by Chenyah buss down that pussy December 20, 2021
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Vaccine

The only way to get back to normal, yet people fear it for some weird reason.
Get the Vaccine when it's available to you, so we can get be together again!
by SunFlow3 March 26, 2021
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Covid vaccine

Just drink hand sanitizer an you'll have the Covid vaccine
by Barnie Slayer May 3, 2021
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Vaccine

Something soccer moms think give their children autism.
Soccer mom - How on earth did my son die from the flu?
Average Joe - Did you ever give him a flu Vaccine?
Soccer mom - No I did not want to risk autism.
Average Joe - That will do it.
by Duff's Beer July 26, 2018
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