UTIOA

Under The Influence Of Alcohol
generally used as an excuse or explanation for actions performed while totally hammered.

Guy 1: i heard you knocked up some chick!
Guy 2: yeah but we were both UTIOA

by PsycoGirl June 16, 2007

Utica, Mi

full of teenagers who's days are spent high as all hell. your either high or completely wasted. 10 year olds have cell phones, and by 13 they're fucking there boyfriends. everyones squeezed into UHS were you'll either have the best or the worst times or your life. everyone knows everyone, partys every weekend... and you'll get judged up the ass no matter what you do. be here for a day and you will here "hoed you" or "u right" about 50 million times

utica, midrinkingsmokingpartying

by sammmmmyy January 2, 2011

Utica

The City of Despair

We took a wrong turn and drove through Utica and the kids kept asking what had happened in this place to make the people look so bizarre.

by Wiseguy68 December 1, 2016

Bri-utiful

A mixture of the name Brianna and the word Beautiful. Beauty that is beyond compare. Beauty that thickens your blood, that stops your pulse.

You are Bri-utiful.

by Austella November 10, 2010

utilize

A substitute for the word "use" to be employed when you want to make something sound more important or difficult than it really is.

Person says: "We utilize an alphabetical schematic to organize our records."
Translate: "We file documents alphabetically."

by creaternity April 18, 2006

Utica

A shithole. Located right in the middle of New York State and centrally located 5 hours away from 3 major cities (just far enough to be out of reach). Most people living there are either retarded or want to get the hell out. Did I mention it sucks?

Winter's in Utica are proof that hell freezes over

by Nasty Nate February 28, 2005

Utique

Aged kitchen table or relic; Significantly different than other kitchen tables!

That's no ordinary kitchen table... It's an antique and it's very unique... It must be a utique!

by Utiquer July 17, 2011