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Flusher Usher

Someone who goes into a bathroom to take a shit or a piss and is forced to flushed the toilet because the last person that used it was too lazy to do so themselves.
Blanket didn't realize that when he walked into the KFC restroom that he would have to become a flusher usher and remove all of the petrified urine and feces from the toilet.
by Static1432 October 23, 2009
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Khari Usher

An awkward human being that is hideously great at making people laugh. Also known for her bummy fits at school and coming for people on how they use their phone. Eats and protects her food like a savage. Also known as camaro, emerald, or riri.
Khari Usher is the song you skip in a playlist but when you randomly hear it, it turns out to be fire.
by Lolcowgoesmoo November 24, 2018
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Cock Usher

The opposite of a cock-blocker. A person (man or woman) who purposely favors you to a person you want to fuck.
I was doing terrible with the ladies, what I needed was a cock usher.
by Big savage October 12, 2011
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Ellectra Usher

To wake up looking amazing every single morning.
by GG4live January 6, 2014
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Leo Usher and Barney Ray

They make the most fucking noise on a sleepover in existence like do u mind big nige is getting pissed
Leo Usher and Barney Ray are way loud
by The Stalker In Your wardrobe December 31, 2019
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The Usher

The Usher is a viral infection common in the north-eastern part of the United States.
"Man, did you hear that the Usher knocked out 2 of our employees in the past 2 weeks?"
by Magma Man April 28, 2022
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church (h)usher

A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.
If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.
by QuacksO January 30, 2023
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