by Guerrmo Sanchez June 06, 2006
What someone who seriously cares about you does after you've gone and done something incredibly stupid, resulting in your untimely demise.
My brother, Eloha, if you plank on the 13th story and lose your fight with gravity, I shall nuclear bitch slap your urn!
by tower62 September 07, 2011
Gossip queen #1: Old man Wilson would be spinning in his grave if he new his daughter married a negress.
Gossip queen #2: Wasn't he cremated?
Gossip queen #1: That's right, he'd be swirling around in his urn if he knew his daughter was scissoring a black chick.
Gossip queen #2: Wasn't he cremated?
Gossip queen #1: That's right, he'd be swirling around in his urn if he knew his daughter was scissoring a black chick.
by Dikalottapus July 31, 2013
Margaret, did you take all of the cookies I made for class?
I would never barf in your urn!
Well, you are going to make me another batch then!
I would never barf in your urn!
Well, you are going to make me another batch then!
by relicky86 January 03, 2011
by Skl8888 June 17, 2022
The condition of being very upset. The condition wherein a situation causes a deceased person to churn in their urn. To cause urn churn.
The idiom is only of a dead person who in all likelihood would be upset by a situation, as if your grandfather learned that you dyed your hair blue. Similar to turning over in one’s grave.
The idiom is only of a dead person who in all likelihood would be upset by a situation, as if your grandfather learned that you dyed your hair blue. Similar to turning over in one’s grave.
by LeahJessGenn September 19, 2020
After I brewed a pot of coffee my coffee died. I cremated it, sent in the obituary announcement and put my coffee in the coffee urn. Twas a sad, sad day.
by Koffee Phreek August 20, 2010