girls from Urne

Phat women from farmland Wisconsin

Girls from Urne, must be viewed cannot be written!

by Guerrmo Sanchez July 30, 2008

bitch slap your urn

What someone who seriously cares about you does after you've gone and done something incredibly stupid, resulting in your untimely demise.

My brother, Eloha, if you plank on the 13th story and lose your fight with gravity, I shall nuclear bitch slap your urn!

by tower62 September 8, 2011

Swirling Around in His Urn

The way cremated people express shock and disgust. Similar to spinning in one's grave.

Gossip queen #1: Old man Wilson would be spinning in his grave if he new his daughter married a negress.
Gossip queen #2: Wasn't he cremated?
Gossip queen #1: That's right, he'd be swirling around in his urn if he knew his daughter was scissoring a black chick.

by Dikalottapus September 3, 2013

I would never barf in your urn!

To deny doing something that you have obviously done.

Margaret, did you take all of the cookies I made for class?

I would never barf in your urn!

Well, you are going to make me another batch then!

by relicky86 January 3, 2011

urne

Short

Urne is short

by Urne June 20, 2020

Aaron earned an iron urn

the phrase that people from Baltimore can't say

Person 1: say "Aaron earned an iron urn"
Baltimore person: arn ernd an arn ern

by 88177287 November 5, 2023

Coffee Urn

Noun. (kaw-fee urn)

Where you keep the dead ashes of your old coffee grounds

After I brewed a pot of coffee my coffee died. I cremated it, sent in the obituary announcement and put my coffee in the coffee urn. Twas a sad, sad day.

by Koffee Phreek August 20, 2010