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A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.
The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.
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Get the Brendon Urie mug.That cocktail was delicious, until I looked down and noticed the color was truly urinesque - at which point I decided to call it a night.
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Get the urinesque mug.Now United is a world wide pop group with 14 soon to be 15 members. Names: Noah, Josh, Bailey, Krystian, Any, Sina, Heyoon, Sofya, Shivani, Joalin, Sabina, Hina, Diarra and Lamar. Now United was created by Simon Fuller. Simon Fuller is best known for starting the second best group (after now united) called the spice girls.
P1: Who’s this new group I keep seeing?
P2: Oh that’s Now United, you haven’t heard of them before?
P1: No, but I have now.
P2: Well all day *wink wink* I’ve been listening to them and I like it like it like it like that *wink wink* 😉
P2: Oh that’s Now United, you haven’t heard of them before?
P1: No, but I have now.
P2: Well all day *wink wink* I’ve been listening to them and I like it like it like it like that *wink wink* 😉
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Get the Now United mug.Lead frontman of the ever so increasingly popular indie band Panic! At the Disco. Brendon Urie was born in Summerlin, Las Vegas on April 12, 1987 and is the youngest of five children. He was raised Mormon, however, growing up he felt distant from his religion, and rebelled by smoking weed in 7th grade and getting totally wasted at a party in 9th grade.
In school Brendon Urie was overhyper and very outgoing, leading many to think he was on crack, but little Brendon was obviously not! (He really wasn't though) When he chose to pursue his dreams in forming Panic! At the Disco, his parents kicked him out of their house and he was forced to pay for both his apartment and the band rental space on the wages he made from his job at a Smoothie Shack (Awww poor Brendon) Now the kid's singing his little heart out in concerts and has girls hanging over him just waiting to do the guy.
And how do I know all of this? Hmmm I don't know... (I'm not Brendon obviously you douche but I'm very close)
In school Brendon Urie was overhyper and very outgoing, leading many to think he was on crack, but little Brendon was obviously not! (He really wasn't though) When he chose to pursue his dreams in forming Panic! At the Disco, his parents kicked him out of their house and he was forced to pay for both his apartment and the band rental space on the wages he made from his job at a Smoothie Shack (Awww poor Brendon) Now the kid's singing his little heart out in concerts and has girls hanging over him just waiting to do the guy.
And how do I know all of this? Hmmm I don't know... (I'm not Brendon obviously you douche but I'm very close)
Group of Fan Girls: LykE O Me GEe It"S bREnD0n UriE!!! wAtS a H0tTiEE!!!
Brendon Urie: Well of course who the hell do you think I am?
Brendon Urie: Well of course who the hell do you think I am?
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