fuck up upstairs

a term used by gordon ramsay to contestants on his show hell’s kitchen when they are being fucking horrible chefs. or when he’s really pissed off.

you fucking donkey, your fucking lazy, come here, you know what, fuck up upstairs

by mangosareanut June 17, 2019

Upstanding citizen

A fellow citizen that obeys the laws and respects the rules and guidelines put forth by society. This person is also very helpful and has good morals.

Dude 1: "Dude, you stopped chewing tobacco and drinking and driving?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I realized how it was harmful to my health and how I was putting others in risk."
Dude 1: "Wow dude! You've really turned into a genuine upstanding citizen!"
Dude 2: "Heeelllla upstanding!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

unstable

someone who is unpredictable but yet irresponsible

No one should with someone who is unstable because they can cause problems for you in the long run.

by Gerard Irick November 2, 2010

Romantically Unstable

Is a nicer way to call somebody a 'hoe' or 'slut' without actually using those words. This term was created by rapper D-Rod.

Bob: that Paris chick is a straight up hoe!
Joe: she's romantically unstable

by Mysta D February 22, 2011

unstable

A building which does not contain horses.

The stable was unstable. The unstable was stable.

by flob October 30, 2007

upstairs

in the brain, mentally

He was alright upstairs, but he was a bit shaky on his feet.

by The Return of Light Joker October 23, 2009

Upstairs Maid

A housekeeper or maid that is also a sexual partner to the head of the household. There are two types of upstairs maids. The first is a full-time upstairs maid that regularly sleeps with the head of the household when there are no overnight guests. The second is part-time upstairs maid whom is run by a pimp that hides the call-girl as a maid for her to perform tricks.

"Yeah, no luck at the clubs tonight but still horny. The upstairs maid is sleeping with me tonight."

"Don't worry man, I can get one of my ladies into your gated community. She covers as an upstairs maid."

by Steve-er January 31, 2010