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by Flowz1350 August 2, 2021

Unitarian Universalist Parents

Parents who practice the liberal religion of Unitarian Universalism. They are usually amazingly tolerant, and open to letting their kids explore whatever they want (i.e. their bodies, hallucinogens, alcohol, other kids' bodies, ETC.) Unitarian moms and dads are incredible cooks, and they always use organic ingredients they picked at the local farm. They're often (but not always) of higher income, and 99.9% of them vote Democrat simply because they're far too smart to do otherwise. Their kids grow up to be well-rounded and successful, and many of them go to work for the Diplomatic Corps. The best thing about Unitarian Universalist parents is that they love their kids no matter what. They don't give a cosmic f**k if their son or daughter grows up and finds a new religion, discovers he or she is gay, or elopes with a dirty, shoeless hippie. They'll just give them a hug and invite them (and the shoeless hippie spouse) over for a gourmet tofu steak and some imported beer.

Unitarian teenager: Bye, Mom and Mom! I'm going to a 4/20 party!
Unitarian mom: Have a good time, honey. Remember to bring some condoms.
Other Unitarian mom: Call us if you think you'll be home by tomorrow!

One year later...

Unitarian teenager: Mom and Mom! I was accepted to Harvard!
Unitarian mom: That's fantastic, honey. I knew all those years of Mandarin Chinese, French, Tagalog, Russian, Arabic, Portuguese, Afrikaans, and conversational Greek lessons would pay off!
Other Unitarian mom: Let's go on a spirit journey in the Sahara Desert to celebrate!

As you can see, Unitarian Universalist Parents are the only parents who know how to live.

by I See Dead People August 27, 2013

Unitarian

A non governing religion, originating as a sect of Christianity, but quickly grew apart. Early Unitarians were theistic, but eventually joined up with the Univarsalists, who believed everyone goes to heaven. The union created a non-ruling religion, where one is free to find their own religious path. There is no dogma, nor doctrine to the Unitarian faith, and there are everything from God Praising Unitarians, to Atheists, to Wickans. Unitarian youth are generally associated with being very horny, because of the sexual supportive environment, liberal parents, and coed sleepovers.

What does your minister preach if you don't believe in anything?
Peace and love

Do you practice abstinence?
No, I'm a Unitarian

by Aces December 14, 2008

Unitar

1 - The deity some Unitarian Universalists claim to worship. Mostly used as a snarky answer to the question "So, just what do you Unitarians believe in anyway?" because it's a lot easier than giving the standard elevator speech.

2 - A one-string guitar. Somebody must have thought of this one at some time... see tritar.

Praise Unitar! He/she doth will have mercy upon the aging hippies of the world.

by ericurus September 20, 2008

Unitarian

A social organization which has roots in Christianity. Through the enlightenment and modern times it now claims to be a rational faith based on science, logic, and personal experience.

Critics on Unitarianism point out that the group is not a religion but a social advocacy group. A large number of Unitarians are involved in causes such as racial activism and socialism. Unitarianism is often quoted to be a "leftist religion."

Many liberal social commentators consider themselves to be Unitarians.

by Freethinker88 September 16, 2008

Unitardation

When you as an individual are in the moment of a retarded situation.

Agreeing to go watch a Twilight marathon in the theaters with your girlfriend leaves me in a state of unitardation.

by KoldCilla1990 December 1, 2011

unitary executive

a dictator and tyrant who cares not what the people think

George W. Bush has proclaimed himself the Unitary Executive.

by Brian Perkins December 14, 2008