Unicorn

The most magical, amazing creatures ever in the history of history!

I just saw a unicorn!!!!!!

by Corny The Unicorn January 2, 2015

unicornarian

A person who only eats unicorn meat.

No thanks, I'm a unicornarian. I like my meat extra corny.

by Redaelder June 24, 2010

Unicorn Mail

A random act of kindness sent by mail. Essentially a gift/token of appreciation/pick me up/treat received from a friend for no reason at all. Simply to put a smile on their face and joy in their day.

I received some unicorn mail today.

by veronika23 February 17, 2018

Charlie the Unicorn

Charlie the Unicorn is a very popular video that's been spread across the internet over youtube, myspace, newgrounds, and other flash animation websites. In this video, a pink unicorn and a blue unicorn badger a white unicorn named Charlie into going to a location known as Candy Mountain. On the way to Candy Mountain, the pink and blue unicorn get guidance from the magical liopleurodon, which is a dinosaur that speaks an unidentifiable language, which Charlie can't understand. After getting directions from the liopleurodon, the pink and blue unicorns lead Charlie to a bridge, which is "like covered in splinters." After crossing the bridge, Charlie and the other two unicorns arrive at Candy Mountain. Although the pink and blue unicorns beg Charlie to go inside the Candy Mountain cave, he refuses to enter. The two unicorns then get help from the letters C, A, N, D, and Y. Letter Y serenades Charlie with a song about Candy Mountain, while the other four letters dance along to the catchy tune. When the song ends, the letters spontaneously combust. Charlie was persuaded by the dancing letters and his annoying pink and blue friends to go inside the Candy Mountain cave. While entering the cave, Charlie's friends give him a smug goodbye, and he suddenly becomes concerned. Just as he tries to back out, the cave entrance closes. Charlie struggles to find his way in the dark as he starts hearing footsteps. Some fighting sound effects are heard, and in the next scene, Charlie wakes up in the meadow with a huge, bleeding gash across his lower abdomen. He finally realizes what his "friends" were up to as he shouts his gruesome realization: "Aww, they took my frickin kidney!!!!!"

Random Teenager: I love Charlie The Unicorn! It's my favorite video on the internet!

Charlie: Oh gawd, what is THAT?
Blue Unicorn: It's a liopleurodon, Charlie!
Pink Unicorn: A magical liopleurodon!
Blue Unicorn: It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain!!!Charlie: All right guys, you do know that there's no ACTUAL Candy Mountain, right?
Blue Unicorn: Shun the nonbeliever!
Pink Unicorn: Shuuuuuuuuun!
Blue Unicorn: ShuuuuhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuNUH!

by Sara Mathews November 29, 2006

Unicorn

An amazing beautiful creature with magical powers. Unicorns are the single BEST mythical creature in the world!!!

That girl is as pretty as a unicorn.
That unicorn is awsome.

by Cocoanut 076 December 17, 2017

Unicorn

Something that obviously exists

I love that unicorn

by LuluXD March 5, 2018

Unicorn Pussy

The most rare of all pussy. So perfect it is magical and will make you feel like your in love for no real reason. It is so unbelievable that when you tell your friends, they will think you are exaggerating and that it doesnt exist.

Friend One: "Dude, i slept with that girl last night. It was so good . absolutely perfect. Best sex of my life, i think I'm in love"

Friend Two: "It couldn't have been that good. Sounds like some real Unicorn Pussy to me"

by Taylor Koen May 31, 2016