Undercover funny

If someone is undercover funny, they are funny when you are not around them.

"Matt is such a boring guy."
"No man, he's funny when you're not around him. He's undercover funny."

by Shaved Deer October 22, 2011

undercrackers

underpants, duds.

ive got no clean undercrackers

by ipw June 9, 2004

Undercover Hoe

Looks and acts like she's a really really good girl but really is a hoe.

Dude: Ay Matthew that girl you was with yesterday seems pretty straight.

Matthew: Man, thats what I said but last night after the bar.....She a freak. She one of them undercover hoes.

by Matthew V** August 23, 2008

need for speed undercover

The racing game for the retarded kid. Every car in the game is able to go an excess of 140 mph in only a few seconds, and is able to corner flawlessly at ridiculous speeds. Playing the game requires no skill whatsoever. There is no use for the brake. You simply hold the right trigger and you win the race.

I was playing need for speed undercover the other day. Then I put forza in and couldn't make the simplest turns without hitting the wall.

by YHHAWNFTPSHI April 22, 2009

Undercover cucumber

When you get a boner in middle school and you have to strategically get from one class to another without anyone noticing by using the cover of your Lisa Frank trapper keeper

I undercover cucumbered my way from Miss Cox’s Biology class to Miss Candy’s History class.

by HBC123 March 13, 2018

Undercarriage Polish

The act of licking/sucking the gooch.An act typically completed during a Blow Job.

Damn! That ho worked hard, she even gave me an Undercarriage Polish

by Mr.Chin May 18, 2011

Undercooch

When a woman bends over and the back of her vagina is exposed.

Dianah just bent over and all I saw was her huge undercooch!

by KG$ January 11, 2009