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Unbrotected Sex

When a bro knows that a girl has a disease and doesn't run interference for another bro who is trying to get with her. This is usually done to spite another bro very few incidents of this are accidental.
Todd: Hey man don't you think we should warn Garret about her?
Mike: Nah, I think a little unbrotected sex is just perfect for him.
by Ultimapimp June 21, 2010
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Umbridge

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Name comes from the Harry Potter character Dolores Umbridge. In Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Umbridge teaches at Hogwarts and is also in charge of all discipline. She frequently tortures students as punishment and is the most infuriating character in the series. HATED by all, she is rather passive-agressive, hiding her evil tendencies behind a disgustingly sweet and girly mask. For example, her office, where she forces Harry to carve the words "I must not tell lies" into his own skin, is entirely pink and covered with pictures of kittens. Even though she's technically not a "bad guy" because she doesn't work for Voldemort, she's easily the most hated character in the series.
OMFG I HATE *JANET* SO MUCH I CANT BELIEVE SHE SAID THAT TO ME THE FUCKING UMBRIDGE
by PotterGeek19 December 12, 2010
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Umbrella Nachos

The act of not properly distributing or layering cheese on a plate of nachos, causing an abundance of unflavoured nachos on the bottom.
"Are you kidding me? These are umbrella nachos! Get me your manager."
by TMSR January 5, 2008
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Umbreon

Umbreon; The Moonlight Pokemon.

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Name of Origin:
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Umbra;eon

Umbra/Umbral; (Latin: "shadow")
Adumbration; n :{ A sketchy, imperfect, or faint representation}
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Umbreon stands for;
-Immeasurable Darkness,,
-Forever Night,,
-Empyreal Apparition,,

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Traits/
Characteristics:
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Umbreon is a quadruped which portrays physical features similar to that of a fox. It has short black fur, with several rings situated on its legs; forelegs; tail; ears; and forehead; which glow depending on one of several different reasons.

The rings on an Umbreon's Body glow almost always;
- During the night, The intensity of light radiated is dependable on the current phase of the moon - in it's cycle.
- The level of emotion: hste, enjoyment, love, fear, ect.
- The perpetual bond held towards its mate, or trainer.
- Prior, and following up to the launch of a surprise attack. (Perceptibly a form of ambush).

Umbreon's eyes consist of an indistinct tincture of blue/green (With some exceptions of brown). Their pupils are black, and they have s red sclera. An Umbreon's eyes have a quaint feel; capable of bringing about a fervent, alluring mystique; Yet, subject to invoking a disquieting of angst, and despair.

Like its fellow eeveelutions, Umbreon bears a slight feline resemblance. although not quite as much so as its relatives.

Being a darkness/Moonlight pokémon, Umbreon tends to avoid Daylight; Forcing it to walk during the day can cause it severe distress - or to contract "Day fatigue."

Another fact about Umbreon is that it has the unique ability to secrete poisonous toxins from its pores when agitated. While some may well know about this little given attribute, those who don't are in for a nasty surprise the next time they piss off this little sweetheart.

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Day Fatigue:
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The body contracts a thermic fever and is rendered near-useless; In this state Umbreon can barely walk, let alone move. As an Umbreon radiates heat through the rings on its ears, These rings now become a lucid, pale orange-red color, dilated veins are also made visible.

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Base Stats:
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HP: 95
Attack: 65
Defense: 110
S.Atk: 60
S.Def: 130*
Speed: 65

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Weakness/Resistance:
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Umbreon takes additional damage from "Fighting" and "Bug" type attacks.
Umbreon takes reduced damage from "Dark" and "Ghost" type attacks.
Umbreon is Immune to "Psychic" type attacks.

Everything else dealing jack shit damage.
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I could write more, but you wouldn't want to read it.
Umbreon;
Where darkness shines,
And moonlight falls..
by Umbreon_Lover November 15, 2007
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Black Umbrella

Miley - Just give me that Blunt and I'll last all night. I wish I had like 500.

Miley - Black Umbrella. yeah yeah yeah yeah we're smoking the right stuff
by Armbar24 June 19, 2011
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The Umbrella

When you slide one finger up a girls butt, pull it out and sneak two fingers in with the second finger flush behind the first. Once they are both in, seperate and spread your fingers apart.
Last night my girl freaked when I gave her the umbrella.
by DruPaul December 26, 2008
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