Uff

<Chinese origin> An onomatopoeia. A word so formed from the natural sounds of one who is porky. A sound generally made when one who is porky does not get her way, is frustrated, or has to do work.
Worker #1: I made the changes like you asked me to, but I have one question. Can you help me?

Porky: <Uff> Fine.
by Associate003 October 16, 2006
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Te uff

a spanish slang word meaning something similar to "fuck off", in English, used mostly by Guatemalans especially from the Santa Rosa de Lima area
Hey honey make me something to eat!" "Te uff!
by chapinlover June 25, 2010
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Uff Daa

1) A Stupid Minnesotan saying that means that one is tired, or wasted, because he/she had to many beers watching late night football on ESPN

2) A Minnetonka, MN workout clothing line
1) "Uff daa, Mikey, i think we had too many beers."

2) "Oh,Tasha! I love your UffDaa shirt this morning."
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Uffe Tor

Uffe Tor is the FIFA god, or currently the EA FC god. Never disrespect him. If you ever find yourself with a 82 rated cb and a 79 rated cm, I would highly recommend for you the next time when you have a big pack (55k pack or higher) to try get down on your knees, close your hands together and repeat this... "Please Uffe Tor, give me the power, give me the dynamism, diminish the weakness and give me a player with potency." After this your life will get fixed.
Me - "Yo bro"
Bro - *sigh* "what?"
me - "Let me guess,your team is bad, you have a good pack and you know that it will be a 83 rated Enzo Fernandez?"
Bro - "How did you know?"
Me - Pray to Uffe Tor"
*Bro prays to Uffe Tor*
Bro - "France... STRIKER! PSG!!!!! MBAPPE OMFG!!!! YEEES! THANKS UFFE TOR I LOVE YOU!!!!!"
by Harpovich November 21, 2023
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fuge uff

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by @ERFDErtyhugfcesw4t6yhutes34rt January 16, 2020
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Uff Da

"I'm dumb" in German.

Also spelled oof da, and other variations.
I forgot what 1 plus 1 equals, uff da.
by Jawsyjaws December 25, 2017
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UFF

UFF stands for useless fat fuck.
Commonly used among kids at school.
A: Damn, why does she even bother participating? She doesn't even stand a chance...
B: Yea, she is totally a uff...
Hint: Dobre li izglejdam na tazi snimka?
by kachamaka January 08, 2019
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