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You've already typed out urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog, define.php?term=, Type any word..., and Top Definition, but you're still so bored i want to die, so you have to search what's on the right side of the dictionary.

Raven: dude stop saying you're bored. Get up and do somethin'.

Bob: © 1999-2020 urban dictionary ® advertise terms of service privacy dmca remove help blog data subject request

by David Nyan November 26, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A great idea initially , but its quality has drastically deteriorated year after year and continues to get worse. It was founded in 1999 by Aaron Peckham while he was a freshman computer science major. Shortly afterwards it became abused by mostly teenagers/ dumbass children and to a lesser degree mentally stunted adults (largely due to the non-existent moderater position to look over words submitted). These individuals continue to flood its space with high levels of immaturity, retardation, first names of acquaintances with definitions that don't make sense to anyone, political bias, shitty grammar, nonsensical sexual innuendo stupidity and random words with definitions pulled out of thin air that are not used as slang by any living being in society . On occasion you can actually find a professional input of a real slang word that is legitimate and professional. RIP URBAN DICTIONARY. "You were good while you lasted."

Urban Dictionary is garbage. Everytime I go on this website a piece of my heart dies and I shed a tear.

by Old school bossman September 14, 2020

Urban Dictionary is busy right now.

A bullcrap message that Urban Dictionary decides to pull when all you wanna do is look up frickin definitions cause you're bored at 2am.

Me: *goes on Urban Dictionary*
Urban Dictionary: Urban Dictionary is busy right now.
Me: Go step on a Lego :)♥️♥️

by Pialinist January 1, 2021

help im trapped in urban dictionary

help im stuck in urban dictionary typing random bullshit to fit your bullshit searches

help im trapped in urban dictionary

by Hehe I cheated February 23, 2021

Urban Dictionary Cover-Up

The act of scrambling onto UrbanDictionary.com to quickly find out the definition of a word, usually when used over texts or IM. Used to cover up the fact that you did not know the meaning of the word prior to its use.

Commonly abbreviated to UDCU.

Person A: "yo dude, that jam was live last night."
Person B: *quickly does an urban dictionary cover-up*
"yeah, that was a pretty cool party."

by voltages May 17, 2009

boost your discord server on urban dictionary in just 3 clicks

If you're seeing this, then you probably searched "urban dictionary is written by you", and then saw a cheeky little text button saying "BOOST YOUR DISCORD SERVER ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS!". Your human brain then has a neuron activation. "I like urban dictionary, and I like discord. OH! I know! I shall combine my two passions to make one big passion!"
If you've searched this then you have a predictable monkey brain. Period. Face the truth, sunshine!

Sam: Bro, you should boost your discord server on urban dictionary in just 3 clicks

Chad: The door is over there, you pathetic dopamine-centered hippie

by huggethibbler March 24, 2023

Urban Dictionary is busy right now

What Urban Dictionary tells you when you break their website (usually on accident) before telling you to try again later or go back to their front page. This message is accompanied by some random image of books, people reading or writing, or images of both physical and online dictionaries in the background.

Me: "Hey Urban Dictionary what the hell is ※?"
UD: "Urban Dictionary is busy right now. Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page."
Me: "Damn guess I'll never know what ※ means."

by Cirsce March 10, 2021