broken typewriter

A girl who misses a period.

"I feel like a broken typewriter. I missed my period."
-- Grease

by jevanyn August 21, 2009

Typocrite

Typical + hypocrite = the typical hypocrite A Typocrite.

Can also be used as "Typocrisy, Typocritical," etc..etc..

This republican who is anti abortion who was just caught telling his girlfriend to have an abortion is a typocrite. It is very typical of those types of hypocrites.

by JayyTheOrc October 4, 2017

typewriter

When your having sex with someone from behind you start from one end of the bed and eventually make it to the other side, having to start over from the beginning like a typewriter.

Sarah hit herself on the head board so we had to pull a typewriter.

by The Ikon December 15, 2008

typewriter golf

A type of golf employed by most bad golfers, consists mainly of "hunting" for your ball for 10 minutes and then "pecking" it 20 yards forward.

jim: "man steve is really taking a long time to get to the green."

bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf."

by newstylee April 28, 2008

Lithuanian Typewriter

The act of blotting, or typing out words while ejaculating profusely on someone's chest.

I gave George's mail order bride a Lithuanian Typewriter after I got her a Visa.

by pfunknewts July 16, 2009

Mexican Typewriter

A fake sexual act that an outsider might pretend to know of when you and your friends laugh about someone doing it to a girl. After he laughs you call him out for not knowing what it is, because no one knows.

Hey Skunda, did hear about when Kabak pulled a Mexican Typewriter on that LBFM in Guambodia?

everyone laughs

Hey Chickenwheel, do you even know what that is? No? Cause we just made that up.

by AVLRider October 15, 2010

Typewriter

A gun in bullet hell, (roblox.)
This gun is one of the best guns.
It has very good damage.

Typewriter is the best.

by Qyinni March 25, 2019