twonked

to be under the influence of two or more illicit substances at the same time whilst simulntaneously suffering from sleep deprivation.

oh man... it's 5 a.m. and after those brownies and that hit of sunshine i am so TWONKED!

by scaredyants September 29, 2003

Twonk

A word often used to describe a object/person with swag. Another word for saying something is awesome; legit or downright cool.

McNeil volleyball is twonk.

Clinton: "dang those girls were so legit!"

Marcel: "yeah McNeil volleyball is twonk"

by Mcneil_istwonk October 11, 2012

Twonk

the action of male masturbation

'I could do with a good Twonk tonight, my balls are like footballs.'

'Did she Twonk you off mate?'

by lezmcvag October 9, 2011

Twonk

Slang word for a vagina.

"Shut up slag, show us your twonk!"

by Jon23 October 5, 2008

Twonk

A twink who gets buff

Person 1: omg have you seen Tyler Oakley lately?
Person 2: omg he’s a total twonk

by Uh it’s me November 29, 2019

Bible Twonks

A voyeur squad from @yakisobbed aka (Johnny, Shinwon, Dean, Seulgi, Sehun, Seungjun, Hani, S.coups, Exy, Inseong, Yuto, Ljoe)

Bible Twonks are a group of people from Yakisoba who (really x69) likes to engage in voyeurism.

Members are as follows:

@sobjohnny
@sobksw
@khyuksob
@sobseulgi
@sehunsob
@sobseungjun
@ahysob
@sobcsc
@sobcsj
@sobkxs
@yutosob
@lbhsob

by Noun; May 11, 2017

thunder twonk

Someone who has gone beyond beyond simply being an idiot; a complete moron

Could you be more of a thunder twonk than you already are?

by Eyes of Beauty July 15, 2015