Definitions by SteelballsLongrod

HIM 

The guy they all wanna be but can’t. What he has they can’t buy. It’s earned. When he enters a room men get insecure, women get attentive.

Momma, there goes that man. Blake, is HIM

HIM by SteelballsLongrod September 20, 2023

Twonk

Describes a man who is jacked and tan. Has the dick of a pornstar with the heart of Ryan Gosling. When around him, he will take your woman and fuck her, bring her back, and tell you good luck. The type of guy who lifts more than you while fucking more women. You cannot compete with a Twonk. He slays new poon on the reg. A Twonk is known for beating up UFC fighters

Man I wish I was a Twonk like that guy

Twonk by SteelballsLongrod October 26, 2015