twitches

twin witches

Ashley: Something is defintly up with those twins.

jhonny: maybe they are twitches....y

ashley: yaaaaa boyyyy

by disney channel bitches.... DUH August 7, 2008

twitcher

When a fully grown man says he has a vagina and when you turn round he has forced ball n all through his legs just leaving his pubic region visible, we all laugh.
If he were then to turn round, open his legs and force his penis back in the opposite to natural direction (his genitals would now be upside down,balls on top) and repeat in quick succession. His manhood would be twitching and therefore making him a Twitcher.

" Go on Pie, do your twitcher you fat flatulent bastard"

by Jebusmoore November 27, 2007

Twitcred

n. The reputation one gets on Twitter not from the number of your followers, but their reputation and/or celebrity.

Dave: "Dude, you've only got like 10 followers on Twitter"

Jack: "Yeah, but they're Los Lobos, Bill Clinton, Lady Gaga, Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates."

Dave: "Whoa, that's some serious Twitcred. I'm going to follow you."

by bobthetomato28 August 31, 2010

Twitcher

When you're a hardcore camper and never get out of the same place just so you can get kills.

Noob: OMG! You're such a camper!

Twitcher: Nahh, I'm a Twitcher.

by CodenameXavier July 15, 2011

Twitcher

One who skillfully complains about a product or service via Twitter to solicit faster resolution from companies anxious to please connected consumers.

Did you hear about the Twitcher who convinced his mobile carrier to remove his overage penalties by tweeting negatively about his unjust bill to his friends?

by Txjayhawk May 18, 2011

TwitChen'

Mixture between tweakin and bitchin.

Man that bitch is twitChen' like a mother fucker

TWIITCCHHEEENNN!!

by Lanawestfall95 July 11, 2017

Twitcher

Describes both an angry man and a nervous man at both the same time.

When talking to a twitcher they typically like to turn simple task into awkward task.

Twitchers feel threatened by kids

Friend: Why is he staring at me with so much anger??

Me: He’s just a twitcher

by Take the weather May 24, 2018