tweeter

The vagina of a dirty whore.

your mom

by KiLlJoYtHeClOwN January 8, 2003

Chain Tweeter

Someone who is addicted to twittering and cannot stop. They update they're staus at least 10 times an hour if not more.

Bob: Look at all of Lily813's tweets, she has so many and she's only been on Twitter a month
Alexandra: I know she's a chain tweeter

by Charles the 13th June 2, 2009

Tweeter

An Incorrectly pronounced form of "Twitter," usually used by those who haven't yet evolved from using AIM and are still getting used to the chat feature on Myspace.

"What site is that? Tweeter?"

"It's Twitter, asshole."

by Rachaelmalice April 13, 2010

mosquito tweeter

a penis. more like a small penis

you know your funkier than a mosquito tweeter.

by unanimous person May 14, 2008

TWEETERBATE

FEMALE CLITORAL MASTURBATION

"HEY WHERES KK? SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM TWEETERBATING. CAUSE MEN MASTURBATE AND WOMEN TWEETERBATE. THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE WHEN WOMEN TWEETERBATE"

by mudderone602 March 26, 2009

tweeteroholic

a person who's addicted to twitter

she is on her twitter page all day, she is such a tweeteroholic

by nitza23 November 20, 2009

Tweeterbate

To "Tweet" alone. To gain pleasure from "Tweeting" by yourself. To not accept any followers, just handling your own business.

I've had the most frustrating day, my dog ran away, my boyfriend is being uncommunicative and my hair is a mess, I need to go home and tweeterbate.

by blonderedhead July 21, 2012