twat waffle

noun- a person who performs oral sex on their partner and expects nothing in return.
Boomer: "I ate maggie out last night" Chris: "Did she suck your dick?" Boomer: "Nope" Chris: "Fucking twat waffle"
by Regnarg Sirch May 11, 2009
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Twat-Waffle

Being a cantankerous thundercunt because you think you're important
Bob: Hey what do you think of Nicole?
Me: That bitch is a straight up twat-waffle.
by Maggy676435 March 03, 2015
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Twat Waffle

1. Noun: Of or having the mark left upon one by a vagina. A descriptive term to relate in the same manner that a waffle maker imparts itself onto batter to create an imprint so does a twat. 2. Adjective: to act in such a manner that to outsiders you appear to be whipped or taking a stance in order to obtain sexual relations as a reward. A way to call out a man who has surrendered his man card.
What twat waffle turns off the Super Bowl, to sit in on their girlfriend's book club reading?
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.
by jagerhall August 05, 2019
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The waffle-esk impression, outline, or crusty dried residue that is found on leather, vinyl, glass, or plastic surfaces either after a leaky, diseased, snotty, and/or recently soiled vagina is removed.
You wouldn't believe how wet her pussy got, just look at the twat waffle she left on my coffee table.
by Dangerous Lee February 28, 2015
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twat waffles

another word for the folds of skin of a woman's vagina,
labia
that just blows me away.... the amount of visuals... that the term "twat waffles" brings up....
by Mozes March 13, 2005
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