Turged-deriving from the word turgid which means to be swollen or oddly enlarged, is new slang used by the forest people that has been slowly but surely brought back to the cities and towns of the PNW.
Peepe- I will turge on you JoHn if you don’t stop fondling my baby carrot painting !!
John-BITCH prepare to be turged on with my almighty baby carrot power ~(**)~
John-BITCH prepare to be turged on with my almighty baby carrot power ~(**)~
by turgedgrl October 20, 2019
Get the Turged mug.The act of responding to a blank page on Microsoft Word, the home page of a search engine, etc., by quickly and inexplicitly entering something profain. Usually brought upon by boredom, procrastination.
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Get the Keyboard Turrets mug.When you have turrets mounted outside your house that track movement, and emit sex sounds when activated.
Man walks by a house with sex turrets, and as they track him, he hears "OHYEAH!!!" , "Ughhhhh!" , and "Plow me so good!"
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Get the sex turrets mug.the lamest and oldest joke in history. A dumbass cartoon character says this when something or someone happens to cover their eyes.
Asshole: I’m going to be a bitch and cover your eyes *does that*
Idiot: hey who turned out the lights???🤓
Me: He just covered your eyes, dumbass you know what he did.
Idiot: hey who turned out the lights???🤓
Me: He just covered your eyes, dumbass you know what he did.
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Chris: "Not at all bro. Just hot leads turned cold."
Chris: "Not at all bro. Just hot leads turned cold."
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Get the Hot leads turned cold mug.An awful disability many people are afflicted with. Someone who is completely normal in everyday life, if given access to the internet, will turn into a complete jackass. The person begins to spurt racial slurs, random insults (mothers and sexual orientations are favorites), radical views and opinions and just various garbage.
These people afflicted with the disease are often called "Trolls".
These people afflicted with the disease are often called "Trolls".
Examples of Internet Turrets
Everyday Bob: Yes, I did vote for Obama.
Internet Bob: Fuck no, i didn't vote in that bitchass communist porch monkey! However, I did fuck his wife!
Everyday Bob: That girl is very appealing to the eye!
Internet Bob: *fap*fap*fap*
Everday Bob: That's an interesting point of view.
Interent Bob: Fuck you, you commie homo!
Everyday Bob: *joining in an engaging conversation, and staying on topic*
Internet Bob: Who else wants to have intercourse with Jessica Biel.
Everyday Bob: Yes, I did vote for Obama.
Internet Bob: Fuck no, i didn't vote in that bitchass communist porch monkey! However, I did fuck his wife!
Everyday Bob: That girl is very appealing to the eye!
Internet Bob: *fap*fap*fap*
Everday Bob: That's an interesting point of view.
Interent Bob: Fuck you, you commie homo!
Everyday Bob: *joining in an engaging conversation, and staying on topic*
Internet Bob: Who else wants to have intercourse with Jessica Biel.
by bouncing-goldfish December 9, 2008
Get the Internet Turrets mug.SAM Turrets, or Surface-to-Air Missile Turrets, are effective ways to take down enemy aircraft from the ground.
The first mention in history of a surface to air missile was by inventor Dr. Gustav Rasmus in 1931, in which a missile would home in on an aircraft by sound, with intentions to destroy the aircraft. Development of surface-to-air missiles began in Nazi Germany during late World War II with explosive missiles that seek and destroy any aircraft within range. nitial performance goals were target intercept at a horizontal range of 10 miles and 30,000 feet altitude, with a 300 to 600 pound explosive warhead for a 30 to 70 percent kill probability. Heavy ship losses due to Kamikaze attacks during the Battle of Okinawa provided additional incentive for guided missile development.
Modern SAM weapons are more mobile than they were during World War II. Most SAM Missiles are mounted on tanks, ships, trucks, submarines, and even carried by infantrymen. They aren't cheep, but they are effective.
The first mention in history of a surface to air missile was by inventor Dr. Gustav Rasmus in 1931, in which a missile would home in on an aircraft by sound, with intentions to destroy the aircraft. Development of surface-to-air missiles began in Nazi Germany during late World War II with explosive missiles that seek and destroy any aircraft within range. nitial performance goals were target intercept at a horizontal range of 10 miles and 30,000 feet altitude, with a 300 to 600 pound explosive warhead for a 30 to 70 percent kill probability. Heavy ship losses due to Kamikaze attacks during the Battle of Okinawa provided additional incentive for guided missile development.
Modern SAM weapons are more mobile than they were during World War II. Most SAM Missiles are mounted on tanks, ships, trucks, submarines, and even carried by infantrymen. They aren't cheep, but they are effective.
by MW2 Freak January 9, 2011
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