turntables

A slang used to express a reversal of fortunes or a change of circumstance. Originated in the American version of The Office said by Michael Scott. "How the turntables” is a comical variation of “how the tables have turned” or “the tables have turned,”

*Someone who used to be your superior*
John: Well, well, well, how the turntables...

by anthromorphic-cerebral November 30, 2021

Turntable

When you got so scattered the night before that you were turnt

"Man I got so turntable last night, it was hectic."

by Swaglad123 December 25, 2016

Moral Turntables

When you try to be moral about something, but then you scratch it.

Nahid: Wow, he was not a nice guy.
Matt: Well that's because he was on MORAL TURNTABLES.

by I Forget Things October 10, 2017

Team Turntables

A group formally only on twitter and exclusive to people who actively used the Twin Turntables Fortnite set now a mostly-public chat ran by map creator RqinbowDerp on Discord.

It also has no shortage of drama.

John: Oh god, there's another argument going on in Team Turntables!
Bill: You think one of them is gonna play the victim card?

by Flappysnacks November 16, 2020

Nebraska Turntable

A Nebraska Turntable is where one defecates into another's mouth, and then the individual with the excrement in their mouth performs oral sex on the defecater.

My breath still stinks from that Nebraska Turntable last night.

by UrbanKingdom April 4, 2011

don’t get your tie in a turntable

to tell someone not to freak out so much about a little thing

Don’t get your tie in a turntable Adaeze!

by DefinitelyNotChidi April 6, 2024