by DefinitelyNotChidi April 6, 2024
Get the don’t get your tie in a turntablemug. by Swaglad123 December 25, 2016
Get the Turntablemug. 
Hillbilly turntable: it’s a carnival game, where you put three guys back to back to back inside of barrel, and hang their penises out of three pre-drilled holes. You paint the penises three different colors and choose which coloured penis you want to point at the prize wall where all the prizes hang. You grab a hold of the first penis spin the barrel on a turntable grab a hold of the second penis, give it another spin, grab the third penis and give it an even harder spin, and then when the barrel finally comes to a stop you have to hope that the coloured penis you chose points at the prize wall. If the penis colour you chose is pointing away from the wall then you have to suck off both of the other two penises because you lost the game. You can’t stop sucking until the paint comes off the cock.
Tyler: “oh man, the fair is in town and I really hope that I don’t have to suck those two cocks again. I hate losing when I play the Hillbilly turntable.”
by mr big daddy lover April 5, 2024
Get the Hillbilly Turntablemug. A group formally only on twitter and exclusive to people who actively used the Twin Turntables Fortnite set now a mostly-public chat ran by map creator RqinbowDerp on Discord.
It also has no shortage of drama.
It also has no shortage of drama.
John: Oh god, there's another argument going on in Team Turntables!
Bill: You think one of them is gonna play the victim card?
Bill: You think one of them is gonna play the victim card?
by Flappysnacks November 16, 2020
Get the Team Turntablesmug. A Nebraska Turntable is where one defecates into another's mouth, and then the individual with the excrement in their mouth performs oral sex on the defecater.
by UrbanKingdom April 4, 2011
Get the Nebraska Turntablemug.