Jersey Turnpike

A delicious shot, usually served after closing time. When cleaning up the bar, the contents of the rubber bar mat are poured into a shot glass (or glasses) and drunk in one gulp.
The alcoholic version of a graveyard.

Ah, you're out of money but if you have another shot you'll pass out and shut the f**k up? How about a jersey turnpike?

by Kapoleon October 13, 2004

Jersey Turnpike

When fucking a girl, you pull out, take a quick turn and stick it in her ass.

She wouldnt let me put it in her ass, so i had to take the Jersey Turnpike

by RichardPorter May 24, 2006

cleveland turnpike

The act of having forced anal sex with a step sibling.

My set sister looked so good getting out of the shower I had to bend her over and give her a Cleveland turnpike.

by Stingray May 09, 2016

Turnpike Slicks

Street tires that are bald from shameless burnouts, and thus resembling racing tires with no tread pattern.

Nice Turnpike Slicks durt ball.

by Drunkin Nate April 10, 2005

pennsylvania turnpike

The act of two or more short men intertwining the foreskins of their penis. Similar to docking but more specific.

I went to pornhub to watch some incest porn but all the front page had was some midgets doing the Pennsylvania Turnpike.

by Short White Guy February 09, 2018

Shandy Turnpike

A person who, instead of going to the bar to buy a drink themself, will give the money to a friend and place their order.

"hey Tim are you going to the bar?"

"yeah."

"Dude, get me a Bud while your there."

"Jesus Paul your such a Shandy Turnpike, fuck."

by Chumplett August 19, 2009

tallahasse turnpike

man what the fuck u think it is

"hit my bitch with the tallahasse turnpike yesterday"
"you fuckin snake"

by i am god . June 27, 2020