7 definitions by Stingray

shard

The act of farting in your pants, and it seems to spray your underwear like a spraypaint can.

"Yo B., this dude just sharded his pants!"

by Stingray June 22, 2004

cleveland turnpike

The act of having forced anal sex with a step sibling.

My set sister looked so good getting out of the shower I had to bend her over and give her a Cleveland turnpike.

by Stingray May 9, 2016

Ceciliantas

The personification of woman pleasing.

Also the act of getting caught on the interweb of cybering in an MMORPG and denying all the proof.

This girl was staying at my inn room and I totally gave it to her like Ceciliantas would.

When my wife found out about me cheating on her with "Young16hot4u" I pulled a Ceciliantas.

by Stingray December 21, 2004

Funderburk

An evil satanic bitch that has a HUGE stick up her ass.

Mrs. Funderburk has a penis.

by Stingray September 18, 2003

SamDaButcher

An Individual that is adept at showing practical wit or skill in contriving and constructing graphic images that humiliate, whip and abuse their victims far worse than that of written words alone.

His vexations required a SamDaButcher to induce a reality check smack-down bitch slap.

by Stingray March 28, 2004

pimp skillet

1 What a pimp eats for breakfast.

"He be a hard working man, needs him self a pimp skillet sized breakfast in the morning"

by Stingray June 16, 2003

Vexator

Much like an annoying rash that won't go away unless surgically removed. Generally someone who resorts to the "I know you are but what am I" type of reply when they're feeling even slightly threatened. The Vexator being insecure about his manhood usually brags about his car and likes to party with his common loser friends who also don't have girlfriends.

Somebody should just shoot that poor Vexator and put him out of his misery.

by Stingray March 29, 2004