turd burgler 

A gay person, one who burgles turds from the rectum of his gay partner.

hahhaha......no, you = turd burgler, i win.

turd burgler by Greg Campbell January 18, 2003

turd burgler 

one who enjoys the art of stealing shit that does not come from their own ass. thus including human or animal shit.

Right after Damian finished his hot breakfast... he proceeded to his job as a turd burgler.

turd burgler by zneb December 28, 2005

turdburglar 

A gay man. Also known as a rumpranger

turdburglar by dave November 29, 2002

TURD BURGLER 

Unfortunately...my dog when confronted with a used cat litter box.

also commonly referred to as “poo pirate” “poop eater” and “log licker”

Oh my God! The Turd Burgler broke into the cat litter box again….don’t let her lick your face!

TURD BURGLER by nahla April 28, 2007

turdburglar 

Someone who as a matter of duty or pleasure steals turds from unsuspecting victims of poo fetish

John was reading the newspaper calmly whilst taking a dump on Trudy's face. By the time he looked around to admire his handywork, Jason the fucking turdburglar, had already snatched up his pile of steaming brown glory.

turdburglar by Jatchy McJatch Jatch December 28, 2009

turdburger 

a burger one finds at shitwells.

Dude...I don’t think that was a hamburger it was a turdburger.

turdburger by JAM1 April 13, 2006

turd burgler 

A "Turd Burgler" is someone who acquires pooh to be used in some S&M practices, most notably the practice known as "The Huey Bar", all very secret of course but ther you go. This is the truth, it is not a homophobic slander at all.

Where the hell did you get that shit? Are you some kind of Turd Burgler?

turd burgler by Huey Tank July 5, 2016